
Turns out accessorizing the bright yellow gowns with turquoise is an aesthetic I really like.

That ring isn't too shabby. I'm not wild about the manicure -- "glittery tips" feels like a phrase you should only hear in a strip club.

Okay, I like this in theory, but I feel like it's also a nasty scrape waiting to happen.

This is pretty, but I also keep thinking it'll turn out to be a mood ring.

I like both these pieces, but I think I might've put them on opposite arms/hands, because together they jockey for attention.

This is the first purse of the bunch and I'm already out of creative ways to say, "Cute clutch."

Que el bolso es lindo.

Bod pwrs yn 'n giwt.

Daß Geldbeutel ist süß.

Это кошелек мило. Also, from afar, I keep thinking she tied some string around her wrist. And then up close... yeah. It's string, if string costs multi-thousands of dollars.

These look a tad like asylum restraints.

No, Gretchen. No.

I don't know who Ms. Tookey is, but I do know that I'm torn about her booties. Part of me thinks they're punky and groovy, and part of me thinks they look like leather baggies.

Eh. Those look like tiny mustaches.

Do not piss off Nene, because those things WILL break skin.

Dramatic. They're like quilting squares for your feet.

Y'all know seeing the full toe monty is not my favorite. But I don't hate the concept, and the execution doesn't bother me NEARLY as much as those plastic ones people wear.

Oooh, I do like these, though.

Kenley spent the entire time on the red carpet twirling. It was incredibly annoying. And her hooves are a little nuts with the frock.

When Phoebe Price arrived, oh, how we giggled. Her dress was all froof. The orange shoes are okay, but I'm not big on the choppy visible platform, even though the texture on this one is at least interesting.

If you're going to wear peep toes, shouldn't we thus be able to peep your actual toes?

These are so great -- the touch of animal print is snazzy. Yes, i said snazzy.

I like these, too. I am also intrigued that she has a tattoo that looks like she drew it on with a lead pencil.

AND FINALLY. Love. These look like shoes my mom bought me for Christmas last year, that just happened not to fit in any size -- I needed, like, a 7 3/4. I've been mourning them ever since. And JUST when I thought I'd gotten over them... THANKS, ARIEL. Thanks SO MUCH for your AWESOME SHOES. Sniffle.
