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# Fug and Fab the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-eurovision-song-contest-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-21T17:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2015-05-25T22:51:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, Eurovision, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

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Welcome to Cezar of Romania. He may change your life. In a year when Eurovision felt low on enduringly pointless theatrics (no, I'm not talking about you, Random Viking; you were a beautiful mystery), the likes of Romania and Montenegro and, for ten glorious seconds, Ukraine, stepped up and tried to keep things saucy. I know the slideshow is long, but frankly, it SHOULD be longer. In a perfect world, all twenty-six acts would have so much insanity that I'd need four pictures per country to ably cover the madness. Come on, 2014\. I know you can get us there.

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n the name of expedience I've tried to cover the most obviously noteworthy stuff here; if something slipped through the cracks, please post links in the comments, and we can discuss it while I attempt to repent. 

\[Photos: Getty, screengrabs\]