Kaley Cuoco
Aside from my usual blah-blah about being bored of flesh tones, this one looks great on her -- in fact, well played, Kaley. Even her hair seems glad to be there.
Kaley Cuoco
Except for the topknot -- I think topknots and I are having a fight right now -- I actually like this one, too. At first I thought it was a glorified wedding cake, and I probably still do a bit. But dammit, I can't quit it, either. The hip ruffles seem to fall exactly where her regular curves would, so they don't embiggen her (thank you, Jebediah Springfield, wordsmith) in a crazy way.
Kaley Cuoco
Or maybe I like that other dress because I knew this one was coming and it's so basic as to be Remedial Frockery 101.
Kaley Cuoco
This is another fun dress on her, but we have to talk shoes: I've seen a LOT of these, with the upturned pointed toe and the thick platforms, and they look like a hybrid of Dutch clogs and a canoe. Very distracting unless she actually does a dance for us while rowing.
Kaley Cuoco
Also cute. Or at least not cracked out. It's like we're doing the limbo under a volleyball net.
Kaley Cuoco
I don't mind this dress, but it also feels very inconsequential -- like they just needed something to throw on her body to hit a quota. Incidentally, this must have been a bit about what outfit to put on her next, perhaps even one in which people were instructed to vote online for one of them or something. And I don't think you need more than one guess as to which one won.
Kaley Cuoco
It's true, Kaley, sister-wife gags are a year or two stale. (Not that it stops me.) Don't fret, though, kid -- the rest of the way you looked plenty cute, so keep your chin up and just be glad the people didn't choose to wheel out a cow for you to milk during the commercials, on the logic that a fresh White Russian is the best White Russian.