Hilary Swank
I love Hilary's gold clutch and amber ring. I'm a big fan of chunky rings -- this one reminds me of one that I inherited when my grandmother died.
Jenna Ushkowitz
Okay, I love big rings, but just not quite this many thrown together (or at least on consecutive fingers). Blunts the effect.
Jenna Ushkowitz
This ring is pretty, too, but the star for me is the clutch. It does SORT OF remind me of that glass partition wall you sometimes see in diners or doctors' offices or whatever -- now that I'm typing it, I can't remember where I last saw one -- but I love the tiny box shape and it's so sparkly. Y'all know how we feel about THAT here.
Eva Longoria
That's a funky herringbone pattern on Eva's purse. I approve.
Jayma Mays
Very complex strappy shoes on Jayma Mays. Nobody else really whipped out the footwear for a picture this time, BOO.
Sofia Vergara
Sofia put this cuff bracelet with her blue dress. I really like it. I was also super tempted to make you guess whose arm this, is but that could have gone on forever.
Rosario Dawson
RoDo --that's what I call her now; we're friends suddenly -- went with very simple bangles with her lemon dress.
RoDo
But the green drop earrings are my favorite choice.
Julia Ormond
I will take one of all of these, I think.
Natalie Portman
Simple but effective, kind of like Natalie's dress. If only a bump came with POCKETS, like a kangaroo. She wouldn't have to carry anything.
Nancy O'Dell
Nancy's been around so long, and we almost never feature her except to be like HOLY CATS SHE IS TAN, so here you go, Nancy: A close-up of your earrings and giant ring.
Julianna Margulies
These looked cool with Julianna's dress and hair. I'll take those, too. I'm sure it'll only set me back a bajillion grand.
Julianna Margulies
Another big ring, and a simple clutch with a blingy clasp. I wonder how these people all keep track of their clutches all night. I can't wait until someone shows up at one of these things with a full-on shoulder bag, all, "Dude, if I carry one of those little things it WILL disappear down the toilet."
Eva Longoria
We don't often get shots that are SPECIFICALLY of the back of people's updos, so I thought I'd share it in case anyone out there is awesome with hair and really wants to do this. I am not that person. I am only 50-50 on getting basic ponytails to look okay.
Kyra Sedgwick
Kyra kept everything super simple for the SAGs, which isn't a surprise -- I always think of it as the least formal of the awards, although I guess probably the PGAs or something actually IS the least formal.
Kim Kardashian
I think maybe Kim went too crazy with the false eyelashes. But the earrings are pretty. A bit much with this dress, overall, though, I think.
Kim Kardashian
Another massive ring. This one is a little costumey for me. I don't know, I guess I'm just not on board with K.Kard on this evening. Or, very many other evenings, really.
JoBeth Williams
Hey! Look who's here! JoBeth's earrings remind me a little of the purses that Portman and... someone else... carried at the Globes: Little bulbs with tassels.
Amy Adams
These earrings on Amy are unusual. They almost look like a screen, or a fine-mesh strainer, framed in diamonds. I wonder if, by the end of the night, a mosquito had died in one.
Our Hero
This woman, whose name was not provided, is clearly the best accessorizer of them all. Well played, Anonymous Lady. You are the real hero.