> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug and Fab The Shoes - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-shoes/ - Published: 2012-12-21T16:00:22.000Z - Updated: 2012-12-20T23:55:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Kate Mara ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/157182923.xml) Oh, how I covet these. I SO covet these. Dear Santa: Yes. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/151392949.xml) Whoa. Wearable disco balls. ## Sophia Bush ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/154120540.jpg) The cut and color of this shoe seems so dated to me -- like mid-80s. The studs don't save them. IN SHOES AS IN LIFE. Or something. ## Janet Montgomery ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/152337729.xml) These make it look like her toes are crazy short, and/or have been bound, old-style. ## Kate Walsh ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/152164329.xml) The shoes are okay, but I really like the orange pedicure. ## Rumer Willis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/154090569.jpg) I'm in. Also they kind of look like their own hieroglyph. ## Queen Latifah ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/women61_wenn5927592.xml) I just fell down a Queen Latifah's Resume wormhole, and now I'm in the mood to watch *Chicago* again. ## Lydia Hearst ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/women44_wenn5927575.xml) These seem festive for the holidays, although we need to do some platform reduction surgery first. ## Jennifer Garner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/variety_power_of_women_21_wenn4115319.jpg) Again, I like the idea of these, but I need to done down the platform, which looks like it got lost on the way to becoming a clog in the Netherlands. ## Louise Roe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/women36_wenn5927567.jpg) The Curse of the Scrunched Feet strikes again. ## Lizzie Tisch ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/wenn20026277.jpg) POW. Also: BAM, ZAP, and ZOWIE. ## Jenna Dewan-Tatum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/wenn4125553.jpg) Those look TERRIBLY uncomfortable. Also, it seems weird to me to make a peep-toe where the toes don't really poke out the hole. ## Mary Elizabeth Winstead ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hff_smashed_premiere_08_wenn5928882.xml) Hmm. Not for me, I don't think. Although if Santa decides to go ahead and bring them anyway, I can sell them on eBay. Everyone wins. ## Casey Wilson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/happy_endings_paley_center_01_wenn4130912.xml) Her poor pinky toes. ## Marsha Thomason ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/glsen_respect_awards_arrivals_145_wenn4115474.jpg) Somehow these look frumpy to me and need a slightly taller heel. It's also a really weird optical trick when the shoes match the carpet. ## Mindy Kaling ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/fox_tuesday_24_wenn4047929.jpg) I love the detail on the underside of the heel -- these can still be worn in place of a boring plain black or nude shoe, but there's just enough fun that they'll never be plain. ## LeAnn Rimes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/158579858.jpg) These are foot purses. ## Elizabeth Banks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157946234.jpg) Those are some giant heels. Girth-wise, I mean. Wow. ## Jessica Sanchez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157391022.jpg) Oof. Those look like bondage. Also, I'm not entirely convinced she isn't about to pitch forward flat on her face. ## Christa B. Allen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157390917.jpg) This two-tone shoe isn't working for me -- the heels are so chunky that the overall design is clunky. ## Mary Elizabeth Winstead ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/153582827.xml) Hmm. No? ## Khloe Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/158579868.jpg) These are crazy and they look terribly painful, but I also kind of love them. ## Sarah Drew ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/12/157946281.jpg) Ooh, cute. Well played, Hannah From *Everwood*. That show's alums are doing pretty well for themselves: The gruff but lovable older lady whose name escapes me is on *Scandal*, Emily VanCamp is on *Revenge*, Chris Pratt is in *Zero Dark Thirty* and of COURSE *Parks & Rec*, Sarah Drew is on *Grey's*, Madison (Sarah Lancaster) just came off five seasons of *Chuck*, and Treat Williams is on *White Collar*. Not bad, awesome little show. Not bad. Let's end on THAT note, shall we? [Fug and Fab The ShoesNone of these will be under my Christmas tree, but that's okay. I'd rather have hot water and DirecTV. Still, that doesn't mean we can't do a little holly jolly yearning. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/157182923.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-fab-the-shoes-12-2012/)