Kate Mara
Oh, how I covet these. I SO covet these. Dear Santa: Yes.
Nicki Minaj
Whoa. Wearable disco balls.
Sophia Bush
The cut and color of this shoe seems so dated to me -- like mid-80s. The studs don't save them. IN SHOES AS IN LIFE. Or something.
Janet Montgomery
These make it look like her toes are crazy short, and/or have been bound, old-style.
Kate Walsh
The shoes are okay, but I really like the orange pedicure.
Rumer Willis
I'm in. Also they kind of look like their own hieroglyph.
Queen Latifah
I just fell down a Queen Latifah's Resume wormhole, and now I'm in the mood to watch Chicago again.
Lydia Hearst
These seem festive for the holidays, although we need to do some platform reduction surgery first.
Jennifer Garner
Again, I like the idea of these, but I need to done down the platform, which looks like it got lost on the way to becoming a clog in the Netherlands.
Louise Roe
The Curse of the Scrunched Feet strikes again.
Lizzie Tisch
POW. Also: BAM, ZAP, and ZOWIE.
Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Those look TERRIBLY uncomfortable. Also, it seems weird to me to make a peep-toe where the toes don't really poke out the hole.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Hmm. Not for me, I don't think. Although if Santa decides to go ahead and bring them anyway, I can sell them on eBay. Everyone wins.
Casey Wilson
Her poor pinky toes.
Marsha Thomason
Somehow these look frumpy to me and need a slightly taller heel. It's also a really weird optical trick when the shoes match the carpet.
Mindy Kaling
I love the detail on the underside of the heel -- these can still be worn in place of a boring plain black or nude shoe, but there's just enough fun that they'll never be plain.
LeAnn Rimes
These are foot purses.
Elizabeth Banks
Those are some giant heels. Girth-wise, I mean. Wow.
Jessica Sanchez
Oof. Those look like bondage. Also, I'm not entirely convinced she isn't about to pitch forward flat on her face.
Christa B. Allen
This two-tone shoe isn't working for me -- the heels are so chunky that the overall design is clunky.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Hmm. No?
Khloe Kardashian
These are crazy and they look terribly painful, but I also kind of love them.
Sarah Drew
Ooh, cute. Well played, Hannah From Everwood. That show's alums are doing pretty well for themselves: The gruff but lovable older lady whose name escapes me is on Scandal, Emily VanCamp is on Revenge, Chris Pratt is in Zero Dark Thirty and of COURSE Parks & Rec, Sarah Drew is on Grey's, Madison (Sarah Lancaster) just came off five seasons of Chuck, and Treat Williams is on White Collar. Not bad, awesome little show. Not bad. Let's end on THAT note, shall we?