I love you, Clair Huxtable. You SHOULD be wearing a floaty vest and looking at me with great skepticism. You are my everything. Say hi to Theo for me.

I am so, so happy to see that Elfman has moved on from her All Short Shorts, All The Time phase; this is lovely on her, although maybe a hair too big?
And I'm relieved they're not packing her boobs into too-tight dresses like oranges into a Girl Scout cookies box, but I wish they'd give the kid some lipstick.
Oy. Kristin Stewart you are not.

Her face looks great; her body deserves to be wearing something more interesting. Was there some kind of bracelet shortage I was unaware of? And was I the cause of it?

This woman knows how to wear a suit without the suit wearing her.
Stephen raided Chuck Bass's wardrobe on the way home from a trip to visit brother Billy on the Gossip Girl set.

Bitsie looks totally cute, although I worry that she is freezing cold in this. (I don't know why TCAs always pretend they're taking place on Maui -- even the step and repeat is tropical.)

Jeremy Jordan, all right!

The obligatory Starlet-in-a-Jumpsuit.
The obligatory red carpet/reality show host in a jumpsuit.

The obligatory Omarosa in the jumpsuit.

The obligatory Lisa Rinna (looking pretty great, actually).
And I have no idea why Busey is there but I hope we see more of him and by "him," I mean this exact same reaction shot.