68th Annual Golden Globe Awards

This was at the Golden Globes. Yes, it's velvet, but I'd argue that he's working it. It fits. It's sort of dashing. It's very tactile. I sort of want to touch it....I'll stop now.

"Drive" Photocall

Dude. Is that a pajama top? I enjoy the shoes -- and I kind of think the whole I'm On a Yacht And It's Suddenly 1926! look is kind of thematically amusing -- but maybe it shouldn't be employed with your ACTUAL jammies. On the other hand, I think I might have seen Pacey Witter wear this on an episode of Dawson's in like 1997, so....actually, no, even then I was kind of like, "Are you SURE ABOUT THAT?"

"Drive" Premiere - 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Yes, I WOULD like to hear your rendition of "Fly Me to the Moon"! Also, bring me a G and T, would you, kid? Thanks!

"Les Bien-Aimes" Premiere - 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival

Yes, I WOULD like to Yes, I WOULD like to hear your rendition of "Fly Me to the Moon"... AGAIN! Also, bring me a G and T, would you, kid? YES AGAIN. YES IT'S 8AM. YES, BECAUSE YOU PACKED A VARIETY OF BRIGHTLY COLORED SUITS TO CANNES, I NEED A BEVVY. DON'T JUDGE.

Fug and Fabbish? Ryan Gosling

Um, can we talk about what's going on with Ryan Gosling? I was never that hot for him -- except, obviously, in The Notebook, and also, kind of, secretly, during commercials for that new movie he's in with Emma Stone, who is helpfully sporting the red hair in it -- but I know that many, many, many MANY of you would disagree with that assessment. And so I'm worried for you, because I feel like for those of you who ARE hot for him, this might be the equivalent of how I would feel if Jon Hamm showed up somewhere in a leisure suit.