Fan Bingbing
This one is almost boring for her -- excepting the plush purple Grimace coat, and of course the giant plastic bow on her sunglasses that almost looks like a Band-Aid. Something about that right side of the lens almost looks like she is a Lasik patient who is trying to block out all light.
Fan Bingbing
And LO: Suddenly she is a naughty librarian who is also the world's biggest Welcome Back, Kotter, fan.
Fan Bingbing
When I first saw this, I thought Bingbing was one of those living statues that's stuck standing still all day while people stare at them and then toss a penny into a suitcase. It's what I hope she will look like when she's an aging silent film star who seduces a younger man and then shoots him because it's the pictures got small, dammit.
Fan Bingbing
And then there's this, which is a curious blend. It's something old, something nude, something shredded, and something... well, blue. If there is ever a Beijing-made remake of The Addams Family, we've got our Wednesday.
Fan Bingbing
Except those aren't braids, they're earrings. Heavy ones, I imagine. The nice thing is, if she flips one over to the other side of her neck, someone will hand her a bachelor of science degree.