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# Fug Bright Like a Fugmond
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-bright-like-a-fugmond/
- Published: 2013-06-07T15:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-07T04:53:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ffn_rihanna_chp_060413_51120296.xml)

If Tom Haverford on Parks and Rec bought Wimbledon, the ball girls would all wear this.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ffn_chp_rihanna_party_060413_51121081.xml)

Yes, this is a velvet jumpsuit. And yes, it's so snug you couldn't fit a piece of paper between it and her skin. The thing is, if anyone is going to pull off a skintight velvet jumpsuit, it's probably Rihanna, and her makeup is good with it... but, you guys, I can't sign off on a SKNITIGHT VELVET JUMPSUIT WHAT I AM I EVEN SAYING.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/98127pcn_rihanna08.xml)

Also, in almost all of the photos, she held the world's largest clutch in front of it, which says to me that maybe it was designed by noted crotch hater Cameltoe Polterwang and she was trying to hide it.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/98260pcn_diamonds06.xml)

Speaking of crotches. Actually, though this was advertised in the caption as a dress -- and it might be in theory -- I think I see the telltale frays of very tiny denim shorts poking out. Maybe? Also, I genuinely hate her nails. Big old giant plastic fake nails freak me out.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/98260pcn_diamonds02.xml)

SEE? My god, they're like bubblegum claws. And, I think I see the shorts again. So while it's all still so short that she looks like she's sitting on the toilet, at least we know there is something between her nethers and the leather.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/98228pcn_rihanna06.xml)

So I guess she calls Janet "Miss Jackson," then?

[Fug Bright Like a FugmondIt's always interesting when a celebrity develops a fondness for a particular item of clothing, and dares to repeat it. And it's always depressing when said item of clothing turns out to be a lacy tube bra. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ffn_rihanna_chp_060413_51120296.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-bright-like-a-fugmond-06-2013/)