Rihanna
If Tom Haverford on Parks and Rec bought Wimbledon, the ball girls would all wear this.
Rihanna
Yes, this is a velvet jumpsuit. And yes, it's so snug you couldn't fit a piece of paper between it and her skin. The thing is, if anyone is going to pull off a skintight velvet jumpsuit, it's probably Rihanna, and her makeup is good with it... but, you guys, I can't sign off on a SKNITIGHT VELVET JUMPSUIT WHAT I AM I EVEN SAYING.
Rihanna
Also, in almost all of the photos, she held the world's largest clutch in front of it, which says to me that maybe it was designed by noted crotch hater Cameltoe Polterwang and she was trying to hide it.
Rihanna
Speaking of crotches. Actually, though this was advertised in the caption as a dress -- and it might be in theory -- I think I see the telltale frays of very tiny denim shorts poking out. Maybe? Also, I genuinely hate her nails. Big old giant plastic fake nails freak me out.
Rihanna
SEE? My god, they're like bubblegum claws. And, I think I see the shorts again. So while it's all still so short that she looks like she's sitting on the toilet, at least we know there is something between her nethers and the leather.
Rihanna
So I guess she calls Janet "Miss Jackson," then?