Miley Cyrus
I know she's literally wearing a sports bra and a pair of pants from the new Gwen Stefani for Cost Plus World Market line, but what concerns me most are those truly heinous kicks. Shower shoes should never a BeDazzler meet.
Miley Cyrus performs her hit songs on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' in Hollywood
High-waisted velvet Spanx and a crop top AND thigh high boots. Maybe a little too much? On the other hand, maybe this is just an homage to the 23rd anniversary of Pretty Woman. After all, the traditional 23rd wedding anniversary gift is silver plate, and from what I can tell from this look, she's had one installed in her head.
Miley Cyrus appears on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' in Hollywood
Somewhere, Hologram Tupac nods his head in approval of her pantslessness -- as a man known for shirtlessness, surely Tupac understands Miley's need to bare her flesh. Also, remind me sometime to tell you about Diandra and Levitra, the Hologram Twins From the Future that Fug Friend Grant and I wrote into our epic and fictional soap opera Or So It Seems.
Miley Cyrus Leaves 'Good Morning America' In Thigh High Boots
Just remember: when you're going on GMA and you don't know what to wear, Miley wore angora hot pants. You CAN'T do worse.