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# Fug Factor: Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-factor-cheryl-cole-in-ralph-russo-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-23T21:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-23T04:58:14.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I really love this line, and I want more people to wear it, because some of what's come down the runway has been stunning and so far it's been in limited deployment.

[![Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo (2)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cheryl-cole-ag039746_07.xml "Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo (2)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/cheryl-cole-AG039746%5F07.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And so of course, Cheryl here has popped up in a really disappointing one that is not so much *harshing* my buzz as sanding it down to a bloody nub. That velvet chunk is incredibly awkward there, like it and ONLY it was properly fertilized and seeded.

Oh, and if you think you caught a whiff of something transparent in the skirt...

[![Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cheryl-cole-ag039746_02.xml "Cheryl Cole in Ralph & Russo (1)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/cheryl-cole-AG039746%5F02.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's more than a whiff; it's a noseful. She wore this to what amounted to a wedding party for herself (after surprise nuptials). Hotpants and a velvet breastplate don't scream out "EXTREMELY SPECIAL NIGHT!!!" to me. Instead, they yelp weakly, "Whatever, sure."

\[Photos: AKM-GSI\]