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# Fug Genius
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-genius-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-25T19:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-25T05:23:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I do not know what the deal is with Val Kilmer lately:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143347908.jpg "Chanel Artist Dinner - Arrivals - 2012 Tribeca Film Festival")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-genius-04-2012/chanel-artist-dinner-arrivals-2012-tribeca-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I DO wish he had a blog. He could call it, like, "Val KilMIRACLES" and it would just be, like, a recounting of thoughts and stuff he did. For example, "Tuesday night: went to some Chanel party with a bunch of yahoos. Wore my hat again. People seem to like it. They keep staring at me. If they stare too long, I just walk up to them and say, 'Iceman knows what you did,' and then leave. Sometimes I just walk home and leave my car at the valet for three weeks. Do you ever think about how much you like cheese? I do. Love, Val Kilmer." Someone get on this.