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# Fug Hero 6: Rashida Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-hero-6-rashida-jones-11-2014/
- Published: 2014-11-05T21:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:55:58.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

This post gives me a nice excuse to rant about calling your new movie *Big Hero 6*, because nine people out of ten are going to go, "Huh? Were the first five straight-to-video?"

None of which is Rashida Jones' problem, of course, but she does HAVE a problem:

[![Rashida Jones](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ffn_rij_big_hero_110414_51576666.xml "Rashida Jones")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/11/FFN%5FRIJ%5FBIG%5FHERO%5F110414%5F51576666.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And that is, that I've figured out her true identity. She's Violet Beauregard, freshly escaped from Wonka's juicery without a change of clothes.

[![Rashida Jones](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ffn_rij_big_hero_110414_51576664.xml "Rashida Jones")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/11/FFN%5FRIJ%5FBIG%5FHERO%5F110414%5F51576664.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And sadly, nobody told her Justin Bieber's crotched stopped happening two years ago.

As for why she's apparently wearing shinguards under that thing, well, I don't know what those Oompa Loompas did to de-blueberry her and frankly I'm not sure I *want* the details.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]