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# Fug House
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-house-3-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-25T15:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-25T18:31:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

CCB: Hey, Lori.

LL: Hey, Candace. You look adorable.

CCB: And you... are also here.

LL: What?

CCB: You are as gorgeous as ever, but... listen, have you gone wading recently? Like, five minutes ago, even?

LL: Only through MEMORIES. Why?

CCB: Well, it's just that your pants... you know what, if I had a history of bad romantic timing with John Stamos, I would wade through memories too, and also possibly vats of gold nail polish.

LL: Have you been FOLLOWING ME?!

CCB: Never mind.