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# Fug Kardashifug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-kardashifug-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-23T18:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:37:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

"BE STRAIGHT WITH ME: YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS EITHER."

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"WHY IS HER LEG SO SHINY? IT'S WEARING MORE OIL THAN A CORNER CHEVRON. THAT SLEEVE IS SOME SUPERNATURALLY HUGE BLOUSON, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'LL GET HER POPEYE ON. AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE HER EXTENSIONS HAVE GONE, OR WHY SHE PUT THAT HEAD-SUIT ON, BUT REAL TALK: THAT BRAID IS WOEBEGONE. I'M GONNA THROW IT A TELETHON AND HIRE SIMON LE BON AND MAYBE HOWARD-COMMA-RON AND WE'LL CURE THAT SUCKER BEFORE IT WORKS ITS EVIL CON. HELL, IT'S MAKING ME SORRY I PUT MY TROUSERS ON. I COULD BE AT HOME EATING TOAST RIGHT NOW."

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