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# Fug Kill: January Jones in Prabal Gurung
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-kill-january-jones-in-prabal-gurung-04-2015/
- Published: 2015-04-21T21:00:29.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:53:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Have you ever seen that tremendous infomercial for Dump Cakes? It's the one where the elderly lady takes four ingredients -- including the piece de resistance, a can of Sprite -- and chucks them all into a pan, without mixing, and then bakes and pronounces it a magical dessert (for a health-conscious option, she suggests DIET Sprite).

![january jones good kill tribeca film festival](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/04/470395664.jpg "January Jones")

To me, this is the Dump Cakes of jumpsuits, like Prabal just threw the fabric together, declined to mix, and hoped it'd bake up a treat. I can't decide if he overcooked or undercooked it, but the point is, I am NOT asking him for this recipe.

(I got the actual *Dump Cakes* cookbook for Christmas, as a joke, and let me tell you: LIES. Ninety-five percent of the recipes do involve measuring and mixing, which is the antithesis of everything for which that wonderfully bad infomercial stands. I OBJECT, DUMP CAKES. I WILL FIGHT YOUR WEB OF DECEIT.)

\[Photo: Getty\]