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# Fug Madness 2011, Round One: Cher Bracket, Part II
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-18T17:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-16T06:10:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug Madness, Cher Bracket, Fug Madness 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/2011cher_bracket_graphic3.jpg "2011cher_bracket_graphic")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/2011cher%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

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TO THE BRACKETS!

**(6) FABIOLA BERACASA vs. (11) ALEXA CHUNG**

It is really hard to know what to say about Fabiola, socialite (or ex-socialite, because socialites might be so over that they don't even really exist anymore) and lady-about-town, except that these pants and their lovely holster give her the abdomen of a 70-year old man playing cribbage in a nursing home.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/Fabiola-Beracasa.jpg "Fabiola Beracasa")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/fabiola-beracasa?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Contrast that with British "It" Girl, and American "What?" Girl, Alexa Chung. If Fabiola is a geriatric card player, then Alexa is the crackling old dame who gets all the Gin Rummy dates, hasn't paid for a Jell-O in the cafeteria in five years, and probably handles all the contraband:

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/wp-includes/js/tinymce/plugins/wordpress/img/trans.xml)

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/cfda2010%5Fchung-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But that's not all. She also apparently [needs to be able to hang herself from her thighs](https://gofugyourself.com/fugs%5Fon%5Fwith%5Falexa%5Fchung0618-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) before [running off to the Ren Faire](https://gofugyourself.com/alexa%5Ffugng100510-10-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/met_ball_fug_carpet_alexa_chung050410-05-2010.jpg "Alexa Chung")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/met%5Fball%5Ffug%5Fcarpet%5Falexa%5Fchung050410-05-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... and is a former KFC employee who chucked it all to become a bullfighter.

Not to be outdone, Fabiola veered wildly between [oh-so-much fabric](https://gofugyourself.com/fugiola-beracasa-12-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and way too little:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/cfda_fashion_awards_fug_carpet-06-2010.jpg "Fabiola Beracasa")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/cfda%5Ffashion%5Fawards%5Ffug%5Fcarpet-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Or, okay, there's plenty of fabric here, just none of it is in the right places. She apparently felt like her thighs had a really great year, though, because she flashed them [here ](https://gofugyourself.com/fugiolfug%5Fberafuga-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)and [here](https://gofugyourself.com/new-york-fugshion-week-fabiola-beracasa-02-2011/proenza-schouler-front-row-spring-2011-mbfw?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). For a woman named Fab, there is an awful lot of fug being perpetrated here. Again. After a strong push last year, can she top the upstart, or is it -- once more with feeling -- On With Alexa Chung?

**(3) HALLE BERRY vs. HAYDEN PANETTIERE**

Oh, Halle. You have been so transparent this year. [And I mean that literally](https://gofugyourself.com/halle%5Ffugry091310-09-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), at least with respect to your clothes[. You didn't meet a piece of lingerie you didn't try to turn into an outfit](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-halle-berry-01-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [did not meet a see-through dress you didn't embrace](https://gofugyourself.com/fugs-ball-02-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). For real.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/fugsters_ball092210-09-2010.jpg "Halle Berry")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/fugsters%5Fball092210-09-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

*Somebody* was starving for attention, hmm? I bet she has a framed photo of Lady Gaga on her mantel, right next to one of those cheesy posters with, like, a picture of a sunset and the word "MEDITATION" written underneath it in all-caps.

Hayden Pantywaist, though, wants Halle to know that she was not the only person playing peekaboo this year (in fact, having written up several of these matchups, I swear to God EVERYBODY did it).

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/hayden_panettiere_frontback.jpg "Hayden Panettiere")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/hayden%5Fpanettiere%5Ffrontback?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then of course there's this, coupled with the world's worst short haircut, the likes of which ought to make Halle Berry pass out from triumphant laughter.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/cmt_haydenp061110-06-2010.jpg "Hayden Panettiere")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/cmt%5Fhaydenp061110-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But don't feel bad, Hayden, not even about that time when [you tried to wear something full coverage and we saw right through it anyway](https://gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-post-party-fug-carpet-hayden-panettiere-01-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (At least you were wearing nipple pads. Praise Jebus.) Because Halle Berry -- Halle "Perfectly Symmetrical Face And Figure That Won't Quit" Berry mucks it up now and again, and not just with the transparencies. She screws up full-coverage outfits, too.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/fug-or-fab-halle-berry01-12-2010.jpg "Halle Berry")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/fug-or-fab-halle-berry01-12-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Even Obba Babatunde up there is like, "Honey, it's okay. We've ALL tried to be Prince once in our lives. It's just that most of us weren't in our mid-forties when we did it."

**(7) ISABEL LUCAS vs. (10) KATERINA GRAHAM**

These two always dress like they're in costume for something.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/freaky-fug-friday-now-with-a-prize-12-2010.jpg "Isabel Lucas")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/freaky-fug-friday-now-with-a-prize-12-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Isabel here is starring in the touching Lifetime movie *Not Without My Rumspringa.* (Not to be confused with [this insanity](https://gofugyourself.com/transformers%5Ffug%5Frevenge%5Fof%5Fth0924-09-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which is clearly a still from a movie set in 1982 involving computers that are as heavy as cars and modems that require actual telephones -- like, say, a *War Games* prequel called *How About A Nice Game Of Chess?*)

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/89621_101678457.jpg "Katerina Graham")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/89621%5F101678457-419x594?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Whereas Katerina is clad as *Mother, May I Sleep With Linens n' Things?*

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/fugabel_lucas072810-07-2010.jpg "Isabel Lucas")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/fugabel%5Flucas072810-07-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I'm not sure what movie this is from, but I'm pretty sure the lead character is a candy-striper who volunteers at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory on weekends and woke up today with a huge zit on her forehead. Let's call it *Pus Stop*. [She's also clearly in contention for a TV movie based on a Lois Duncan book, which we're calling *Vagrant With My Face*](https://gofugyourself.com/fugabel-lucas-02-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/95302_spl217669_002.jpg "Katerina Graham")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/95302%5Fspl217669%5F002-419x628?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

THIS one could be from a movie called *Cat Burglesque*. [Whereas this one](https://gofugyourself.com/the%5Ffugpire%5Fdiaries111910-11-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), I believe, just goes by *Radcakes*.

Such delights. How to pick one? But pick one we must.

**(2) KE$HA vs. (15) ANNA KENDRICK**

I won't lie, it's an uphill battle for Anna Kendrick, having to compete with Ke$ha. Because Ke$ha's fug is so OVERT. Like, she wears [shark masks](https://gofugyourself.com/your%5Flove%5Fis%5Fmy%5Ffug060410-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [tiger heads](https://gofugyourself.com/tik%5Ffug08181-08-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [champions decapitation](https://gofugyourself.com/your%5Flove%5Fis%5Fmy%5Ffug051710-05-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and [might be a plushie](https://gofugyourself.com/fugha081310-08-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and sometimes has a cane:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/mmva_fug_carpet_keha0621-06-2010.jpg "Ke$ha")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/mmva%5Ffug%5Fcarpet%5Fkeha0621-06-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She also is unable to look like she is not a) trashed, b) living in a Dumpster, c) trashed, d) in an actual trash bag...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/ama_kesha_112210-11-2010.jpg "Ke$ha")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/ama%5Fkesha%5F112210-11-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... or e) all of the above.

Anna Kendrick's problems are different. She's TRYING; she just seems to have a remarkable [inability to find clothes that fit properly](https://gofugyourself.com/fugout%5Fnew%5Fvegas101810-10-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), coupled with a rampant lack of understanding of what looks good on her figure:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/unfug_it_up_anna_kendrick082010-08-2010.jpg "Anna Kendrick")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/unfug%5Fit%5Fup%5Fanna%5Fkendrick082010-08-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's just not good. It's REALLY not good. It isn't grotesque, like [most everything in Ke$ha's archive](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars%5Froberts031010-03-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), but it might be a bigger tragedy because Anna seems like a perfectly sensible person -- I mean, she picked the one role in *Twilight* that encourages open mockery of Stupid Bella and Creepy Edward, so she is no dummy -- who just... [cannot](https://gofugyourself.com/unfug%5Fit%5Fup%5Fanna%5Fkendrick-07-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And this is no good either:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/03/twilight_fugclipse101910-10-2010.jpg "Anna Kendrick")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-round-one-cher-bracket-part-ii-03-2011/twilight%5Ffugclipse101910-10-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This looks even worse [than it did on Emma Roberts](https://gofugyourself.com/oscars%5Froberts031010-03-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's creepy. But is it creepy *enough*?