> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2011: The Final Game - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2011-the-final-game/ - Published: 2011-04-04T17:00:35.000Z - Updated: 2011-04-04T05:11:35.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27 ## Mischa Barton ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/you_and_fug101110-10-2010.jpg) Mischa didn't shy from turbans, nor from dressing like a flapper who was -- despite ample champagne cocktails and much Charleston-ing -- maybe a bit depressed. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/the_fug_c0729-07-20102.jpg) Nor did she deny the allure of the Bra Gown and its constant companion, the Yellow Extensions of Doom. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/wenn2855990-419x629.jpg) She embraced the idea of figure-skating a program devoted to the surprising allure of fish scales, which evolved from that scene in Bridget Jones where she explains to her Smug Married friends that the reason she's single is because, under her clothes, she's "absolutely covered in scales." Hey, I would watch that long program. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/96491_106608936-419x818.jpg) She's not scared of Mom Khakis. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/FNP_EW_0105036-419x606.jpg) She embraces denim hip dusters. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/90821_102730364-419x651-MISCHA-BARTON.jpg) She rolls with the caftan. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/43830PCN_Mischa13-419x628.jpg) She can take a Christmas Tree skirt and make it a Person skirt ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/88901_99998093-419x677.jpg) She feels no hesitation about returning to the wardrobe of her alter-ego, Sad Flapper, and switching it up so that it's more like Anemic Flapper. ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/Mischa-Barton.jpg) She actually bought some of Lindsay Lohan's leggings. That's actually very supportive of her frenemy. (I just assume they're frenemies. Like, don't you think Lilo is reading this now and cackling? Just scrolling through this slideshow, eating Twizzlers and snorting? That's how I like to imagine it anyway.) ## Mischa Barton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/40815PCN_Mischa03-419x713.jpg) She sometimes gave her boobs a lovely comfy feather pillow on which to nap through boring parties. AND WHAT DID TAYLOR EVER DO? ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/Taylor-Momsen3.jpg) Oh, right. There WAS this. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/wenn3002086-419x629.jpg) She also hung out with John Galliano whilst sporting a long-line slip and thigh-highs, like you do. I mean, most of you do put a dress OVER that, but....Details. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/wenn2936342-419x630.jpg) No one ever said this girl didn't COMMIT TO A LOOK. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/90482_42026PCN_Momsen23_magnify-hooker-shoes.jpg) I mean, when you're dressing like it's for sale, you might as well collect the tips, right? Some people might call that BEING RESOURCEFUL. Some people might call that...other things. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/wenn3084741-419x311-momsen.jpg) Hey, what teenage girl HASN'T gone out wearing just a ginormous shirt tossed on over a bra and a whole metric ton of eyeliner? Am I...never mind. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl254658_006-419x574.jpg) I'm actually wearing this as I write this slideshow. It's itchy. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/spl252629_005-419x586.jpg) I mean. What can be said about this that hasn't already been said by her shirt already? Say what you will about the sentiment on said top, but at least it's succinct. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/fugny_humphrey051110-05-2010.jpg) "What? Are there people out there who HAVEN'T had their thigh-highs surgically attached to their legs? It's a revolutionary new procedure called Hoseioplasty and it will both change your life and make showering surprisingly challenging." ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/93051_wenn5530145-419x629-taylor-momsen.jpg) Don't you think her butt must get REALLY cold? ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/91491_spl191721_001-419x486-taylor-momsen.jpg) ...not to mention other parts of her anatomy. ## Taylor Momsen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/90191_spl189696_001-419x646.jpg) Giving the world the finger? Aw. Must be Tuesday. [Fug Madness 2011: The Final Game(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON AT LAST THERE ARE TWO. Two blondes. Two child actors turned teen-drama centerpieces. Two girls whose Get-A-Grip friends seem to have gone on permanent hiatus. Two women who have trampled over the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, and the combined power of both the Olsen twins and Will Smith's entire family to make it here to the big dance, the whole sandwich, the one for all the marbles. Are you ready, Fug Nation, to cast your vote and choose which of these two Princesses of WTFery and frequent Oh Honey No recipients most deserves the crown of Fug Madness Champion? Choose wisely -- check out Taylor's and Mischa's archives if you need to -- and remember, only their efforts from the past year (essentially, from Oscars 2010 to Oscars 2011) are eligible. Think long, think hard, study the examples in the slideshow and carefully CAST YOUR VOTE: \[poll id="2122"\] https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/04/2011FM\_final-419x96.jpg(![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/you_and_fug101110-10-2010.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2011-the-final-game-04-2011/)