Lilo
I can't.
Lilo
Maybe they'll bring this up at her probation hearing. "Your honor, the defendant has also committed MULTIPLE crimes...OF FASHION."
Lilo
"I mean, look at her, your honor! People look more polished on episodes of Real Housewives!...No, the defendant has NOT considered getting a job on Real Housewives. Because Andy Cohen hasn't called her yet."
Lilo
"Do YOU believe that, in this great country, people should be allowed to match their coat to their hair? BECAUSE I DO NOT, YOUR HONOR."
Lilo
"And, not for nothing, that automated sprinkler system she's walking past here has NEVER been the same."
Lilo
"What's that? No, her breasts will be counter-suing, but I am not the prosecuting attorney on that case. I believe you can expect that on your docket within the next six weeks, though. Her breasts have been very vocal about their need for speedy justice."
Lilo
"I enter this into evidence without comment."
Lilo
"Ah, yes. I would like to recall Victoia Gotti to the stand. May I have permission to treat her as a hostile witness? Thank you."
Ashanti
I hope she's singing a tender ode to her Vagina Sling. "I can't wait to wear you once more/you could take me to the Final Four/I'll never forget you/Vaaaaaaagina Sliiiiiiiiing."
Ashanti
THERE IT IS. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. Indeed, I MUST applaud the EXTREME CARE that was taken to create this gown, and the extreme care one must take when standing in it.
Ashanti
Not to mention sitting. This Michelle Williams deserves her own Oscar nomination just for not looking totally horrified in this picture.
Ashanti
I do think this would work if you were wearing it when, thanks to a rip in the fabric of reality, you got sucked into some kind of video game where you were a crazy bad-ass who traveled around a dystopian city via zip line.
Ashanti
Meet Vagina Sling's more conservative cousin. She is REALLY not looking forward to attending Vagina Sling's bachelorette party.
Ashanti
After all that, this actually seems TOTALLY NORMAL AND REALLY REFRESHING.
Ashanti
Same here! This is practically Well Played! Maybe Vagina Sling has just been a long con on her part, given that we'll never be able to see Ashanti again without muttering, "at least it's not Vagina Sling."