Minaj
As I believe I said earlier in Fug Madness, if the teachers at my gym dressed like this for classes, I would be SO TONED RIGHT NOW.
Minaj
If the people at my garden center dressed like this, my patio would be SO lush right now.
Minaj
If the dominatrices at my local Dominatrix Barn dressed like this, I would be so submissive right now!
Minaj
If the chefs at my local Turkey Leg Emporium dressed like this, I would be SO STUFFED right now.
Minaj
If everyone at my Talk to Anna Wintour Learning Annex Class dressed like this, we'd all be chatting up A Dubs right now!
Minaj
If the ladies at the Benjamin Moore Paint Store dressed like this, my dining room would be SO STRIPED right now!
Minaj
If the powers that be at my Catholic School dressed like this, I'd be SO absolved right now!
Minaj
If the...hmmm.
Ke$ha
And in the other corner, Our Ladies of Perpetual Ass Tulle.
Ke$ha
Also known as Princess Sad Bra.
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And Lady Silky Leopardrawers.
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Or Kesha of the Walking BeDazzled Pelvic Girdle.
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America's SweetShirt.
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She Who Must Not Wear Pants.