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# Fug Madness 2012, Round Two: Bjork Bracket, Part II
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-20T17:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-20T17:44:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug Madness, Fug Madness 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/2011bjork_bracket_graphic1.jpg "2011bjork_bracket_graphic")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2011-bjork-bracket-03-2011/2011bjork%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**(1) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (8) ALEXA CHUNG**

Allow me to just say I don't even plan to try to approximate[ Heather's rendition of J.Lo](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/jennifer-lopez?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). So I will say only this:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/127609319.jpg "127609319-419x521")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/127609319-419x521?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

HOLA LOVERS!

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/jenniferlopez133851370-419x629?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

HOLA LOVERS!

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/jenniferlopez133714589.jpg "jenniferlopez133714589-419x644")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/jenniferlopez133714589-419x644?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

HOLA LOVERS!

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/jenniferlopez_spl268959_002.jpg "jenniferlopez_spl268959_002-419x629")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/jenniferlopez%5Fspl268959%5F002-419x629?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

ADIOS LOVERS!

Onto Alexa. Did you happen to catch *24 Hour Fashion* or whatever the heck her Lifetime show was called? It was not good. Everyone on the panel spent the whole time looking like they couldn't believe what was happening to them, it looked like it was filmed in an abandoned warehouse on the backroads of Guam, and she wore this in the credit sequence:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/photo3.jpg "photo(3)")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/photo3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That is like...I don't even know what that is. It's a...yeah. I'm out of words.

I'm also left speechless by this:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl309754_0021.jpg "Alexa Chung shows dungarees are 'in' as she arrives in Sydney, Australia")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/alexa-chung-shows-dungarees-are-in-as-she-arrives-in-sydney-australia-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

In fact, there seems to be a real Milk Maid thing going on with Alexa this year. Above, is the cow-milking ensemble (although I kind of like her wedges). Below, the formal Milk Maid look:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/118247206_10.jpg "Chanel: Photocall - Paris Fashion Week Haute Couture F/W 2011/2012")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/chanel-photocall-paris-fashion-week-haute-couture-fw-20112012-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

At least it has pockets? I don't even know. I'm equally flummoxed by this:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/113897540_10.jpg "Chanel - 'Collection Croisiere Show 2011-12'")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/chanel-collection-croisiere-show-2011-12-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That would be ADORABLE on Kiernan Shipka, but Kiernan Shipka is 12\. Alexa Chung is, contrary to her general wardrobe, an actual grown-up; [note also this pinafore,](https://gofugyourself.com/its-fug-with-alexa-chung-2-08-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) which I actually DID wear when I was 10, and[ this ridiculous get-up from the Met Gala.](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-alexa-chung-05-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) I often feel like I want to see these Fug Madness match-ups morph into actual physical wrestling matches, but this one I'd have to call before it even started, because I think J Lo would break Alexa over her knee like a twig.

**(4) ASHANTI vs. (12) ANDREA RISEBOROUGH**

This is an intriguing match-up. I find of feel like, under any other circumstances, ne'er shall these ladies meet, but I don't know their lives. Maybe Andrea Riseborough does all her vacuuming dressed thusly:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl360383_014.jpg "Ashanti visits "Good Morning America," New York City")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/ashanti-visits-good-morning-america-new-york-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's a safe bet, though, that Ashanti is basically the only person EVER to wear this out in public:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/138837928.jpg "Falguni & Shane Peacock - Front Row - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/falguni-shane-peacock-front-row-fall-2012-mercedes-benz-fashion-week-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I know you've already seen that look, but IT BEARS REMINDING. Because it is insane. It might be the worst look of the year. It makes this -- [for which I dinged her gently earlier in the year for being a smidge too small ](https://gofugyourself.com/always-on-fug-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\-- look like something you'd see on a Disney princess:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/138508276.jpg "138508276-419x621")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/138508276-419x621?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She does look fantastic from the neck up, I have to say. As, actually, does Andrea:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/137168419_10.jpg "13th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party - Arrivals")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/13th-annual-warner-bros-and-instyle-golden-globe-awards-after-party-arrivals-49?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Although that dress looks a bit like the costume I'd use if I were costuming a movie in which a 19th century noblewoman died of the consumption....and then crawled out of her grave to haunt her husband.

This, I'd put her in for the movie where she plays, [as Heather pointed out originally, *Mary-Louise Parker Without Money for a Tailor*](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-and-fab-and-basically-lots-of-feelings-madonna-abbie-cornish-and-the-other-lady-in-w-e-09-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It is an abject tragedy, obviously:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/124754429_10.jpg ""W.E." Premiere - 2011 Toronto International Film Festival")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/w-e-premiere-2011-toronto-international-film-festival-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

NOTHING is more devastating than an adorable sequined gown brought to its knees by two superfluous inches at the hem. NOTHING I TELL YOU.

Okay, maybe except this:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-weinstein-company-with-the-cinema-society-forevermark-host-the-premiere-of-w-e1.jpg "the-weinstein-company-with-the-cinema-society-forevermark-host-the-premiere-of-w-e")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-bjork-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/the-weinstein-company-with-the-cinema-society-forevermark-host-the-premiere-of-w-e-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That IS tragical. But that's not all! In her archives, seek and ye shall find t[his perhaps-not-totally-terrible BUT perhaps also part denim get-up](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-andrea-riseborough-10-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), this [REALLY awkward Marchesa](https://gofugyourself.com/493041-12-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and bonus Helen Mirren. Look deep into your hearts, and vote: