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# Fug Madness 2012, Round Two: Cher Bracket, Part I
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-19T16:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-16T05:51:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug Madness, Cher Bracket, Fug Madness 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/2011cher_bracket_graphic1.jpg "2011cher_bracket_graphic1")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-one-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/2011cher%5Fbracket%5Fgraphic1?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

**(9) THE OLSEN TWINS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN**

Much as the last round revealed undiscovered similarities between Kourtney and Katy Perry, so does this one show that she's not -- sartorially -- that far of a crow's flight from *Les Deux* Olsens either.

Check it: Kourtney Kaftandashian...

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3567790.jpg "Kourtney")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/kardashians-211011-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... and Ashley and Muumuu-Kate:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/114300170.jpg "MK and A")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/114300170-419x629-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Kaftandashian...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/111649796.jpg "Kourtney Kard")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/khloe-kardashian-odom-and-lamar-odoms-unbreakable-fragrance-launch-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... Muumuu-Kate:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/110825996.jpg "Olsen twins")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/110825996-419x629-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Kaftandashian:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/120624672.jpg "Kourtney Kardashian")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/2011-teen-choice-awards-arrivals-25?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Muumuu-Kate:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl320891_004.jpg "Mary-Kate ")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-n-paris-during-the-fashion-week?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That thing is like a weird hybrid of a housecoat and a tracksuit. Not that Ashley should get off scot-free for any of this, by the way. I just don't have good puns for her. Wrapshley Olsen doesn't have a great ring to it. Neither did her Met Ball outfit:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/113506392.jpg "Ashley Olsen")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/alexander-mcqueen-savage-beauty-costume-institute-gala-at-the-metropolitan-museum-of-art-arrivals-134?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Wenchsley Olsen might be better. And Mary-Kate togged up on the same night as [her sidekick who's a dab hand with a crystal ball and some incense](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-fug-carpet-mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-05-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#more-391582).

Kourtney will probably never go to the Met Ball, unless for some reason Marc Jacobs writes on a cocktail napkin, "Merge company with [Kardashian Kollection](https://gofugyourself.com/fuglection-08-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)," and laughed himself into a coma before he could blur it with a spilled drink. Or [she sneaks in as a cater waiter](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-play-in-game-kourtney-vs-kim-vs-khloe-03-2012/wenn3637977?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's as well; girlfriend does not have a knack for, well, you know. Stuff. Like this dressing thing. [The proportions on this are just terrible](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-play-in-game-kourtney-vs-kim-vs-khloe-03-2012/kourtney-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). [This, I can't even](https://gofugyourself.com/kim-and-kourtney-fug-new-york-07-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And [this photo makes me laugh so hard](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-play-in-game-kourtney-vs-kim-vs-khloe-03-2012/abbey-dawn-by-avril-lavigne-arrivals-and-front-row-spring-2012-style360-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- at, not with -- that I almost start to like her.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/67602PCN_Kardashians101.jpg "Kim and Kourtney Kardashian")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/kim-and-kourtney-kardashian-go-out-for-a-bite-to-eat-while-filming-for-their-new-reality-show-kim-and-kourtney-take-new-york-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's like she's never met a bad idea she won't embrace. The same could probably be said for Kim, actually, and not just in matters of the wardrobe.

**(4) MILEY CYRUS vs. (12) CHLOE SEVIGNY** 

I've decided Miley and Chloe are really missing something by not being best friends. Think about it. The girl who wore this...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/2012-peoples-choice-awards-arrivals-5.jpg "Miley Cyrus")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/2012-peoples-choice-awards-arrivals-5-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... would clearly enjoy discussing the thrills of potential G-spot exposure with this person:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3642244.jpg "Chloe")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/madonna-3-041211?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And this girl...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/111886134.jpg "Chloe Sevigny")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/kiehls-since-1851-rare-earth-deep-pore-cleansing-masque-launch-event?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... is clearly a little bit country and a lot bit into layering, so she'd have much to talk about with this person:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/63249PCN_Miley13.jpg "Miley")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/teen-star-miley-cyrus-goes-shopping-with-her-mom-in-sydneys-fashionable-darlinghurst-shopping-district?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

If you're in ripped tights, cutoffs, and a mesh shirt, then WHAT IS THE GIANT SCARF IN AID OF, THEN? Can it really be THAT COLD? Chloe probably knows the answer.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3321484.jpg "Chloe")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/met-gala-6-030511?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Anyone who would willingly don this, and who also [wore something dark and see-through on another occasion](https://gofugyourself.com/fuglace-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [might have absolutely ZERO to say to this girl](https://gofugyourself.com/oscar-fug-carpet-miley-cyrus-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), BUT...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/miley-cyrus-performs-in-brisbane-australia-5.jpg "Miley")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/miley-cyrus-performs-in-brisbane-australia-5-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... would probably enjoy this person immensely, on account of the inanity of the pageantry (in fact, [this entire concert was something to behold)](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-concert-miley-cyrus-06-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

And obviously any person who would do this to her crotch...

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn5624210.jpg "Chloe Sevigny")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/chloe-sevigny-lunch-160311?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... would be at least a LITTLE bit interested in borrowing these pants:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/miley-cyrus-shows-off-her-new-haircut-in-a-pair-of-high-waisted-jeans-and-a-red-blazer-while-out-for-lunch-with-a-friend.jpg "Miley Cyrus")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-two-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/miley-cyrus-shows-off-her-new-haircut-in-a-pair-of-high-waisted-jeans-and-a-red-blazer-while-out-for-lunch-with-a-friend-4?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

They also both have an incredibly checkered hair history ([Chloe](https://gofugyourself.com/fuglace-02-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), [Miley](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-miley-cyrus-12-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)) and deeply questionable tactics when it comes to deploying patterns ([Chloe's leopard thing Jessica unearthed in Round One](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-madness-2012-round-one-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/chloe-sevigny-liv-tyler-michelle-trachtenberg-celebrate-targets-go-international-designer-collective-launch?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and [Miley](https://gofugyourself.com/vma-unfug-it-up-itunes-giveaway-sponsored-by-death-valley-miley-cyrus-08-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)'s VMAs gown). *Chloe & Miley* could be the next new sitcom, like twee *Kate & Allie* plus icky *2 Broke Girls* divided by *The New Girl* and with a weird twist of *Girl, Interrupted*, because of how insane they will make each other. It can premiere after *Cee Lo vs. LiLo*. Why is it that Fug Madness always gives me a list of TV show ideas that will never happen, but ought to? The universe really should consult me.