Gaga

This is what the Mouseketeers would look like if Disney were taken over by Larry Flynt.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Sad would look like if it were thrown up by Depressing.

Gaga

This is what the Beatles would look like, on the Tenth of Never.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Lindsay Lohan would look like if she monkeyed with her face. OH WAIT.

Gaga

This is what Lady Gaga would look like if she were a character on Hatty Town.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Lindsay Lohan would look like if she were a pillowcase that shrank in the wash.

Lady Gaga

This is what my wedding shower looked like. ... KIDDING, kidding. I included a wand.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Lindsay Lohan would look like if she hadn't kept messing up her face. It's also what she would look like if she were in a cult that focuses on producing and selling satin bedding.

Lindsay Lohan

And this is what she might look like if she were kicked out of said cult and became a homeless robber in Beverly Hills.

Lady Gaga

This is what a vigilante arresting homeless robbers in Beverly Hills would look like.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Dina Lohan thinks she looks like, and what Donatella Versace might look like if she were part wolf.

Lady Gaga

This is what Accounting Porn Barbie looks like.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what Lindsay's boobs look like.

Lady Gaga

This is what my bedroom floor looked like when I was nine.

Lindsay Lohan

This is a sad state of affairs because even when she tries to pull it together, it somehow still falls apart.

Lady Gaga

This is what Zorro's widow would look like.

Lindsay Lohan

This is what a lot of people's photo albums from the '80s look like.

Lady Gaga

Isn't this what EVERYONE'S yoga class looks like?

Lindsay Lohan

This is what it looks like when she gets invited to Paris Fashion Week?!?

Lady Gaga

This is what it looks like when she goes to the supermarket, I'm pretty sure.

Jo Calderone

And this is what annoying looks like.

Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part I

A note: The slideshow format worked well for the Kardashian play-in game, but because we can only technologically do one per post, it seemed like an overwhelming idea for the first two rounds. So we're testing it out again now that we're down to one game per bracket per day, to see if this makes it easier to judge someone's fug arsenal. It also tends to expose imbalances, but don't let a lesser library deter you; sometimes quality wins out over quantity (see: Juliette Lewis, most years, and Stella McCartney upsetting Boobs Legsly this year).   (2) LADY GAGA vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN It feels right that these two should meet, somehow. Lady Gaga has an album called The Fame Monster; Lindsay may have let fame turn her INTO a monster. Both ladies carry a strain of innate fuggery that's quite virulent, regardless of whether it's being deployed for art or by accident. Sheer is sheer. Fug is fug. Let the games begin. [poll id="7101"]