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# Fug Madness 2012: Sweet Sixteen, Charo Bracket Part I
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-charo-bracket-part-i/
- Published: 2012-03-22T18:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-22T00:02:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Fergie Ferg

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3656633-419x692.jpg)

Every time I think about putting this on, I remember the episode of *Friends* where Ross wears the leather pants.

## Fergalicious

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/117152144-419x6291.jpg)

This is horrifying. Unless you are in a local, and weird, theatre production of *Cabaret*.

## Fergie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl279143_004-419x9742.jpg)

Her suit is a PUZZLE HAHAHAHAHAH SEE HOW I DID THAT?

## Fergola

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/135327988-419x6421.jpg)

This is actually legitimately puzzling.

## Fergtastic

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/135327954-419x617.jpg)

And the front is no less perplexing. Although arguably more whimsical.

## Fergee

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/129244986-419x570.jpg)

Fergie *is* Krystal Carrington in *Dynasty 2: Dynastical*.

## Fergilistic

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/114503772-Fergie-419x594.jpg)

The first time I saw this, I made a joke about The Rapture. Remember earlier in the year when we all thought MAYBE those guys who were nattering on about The Rapture might MAYBE be right? No, me either. But it was a good punchline at the time.

## Fergiegalitarian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/113510600-419x622.jpg)

I just want to high-five her for having the stones -- the 80s-inspired, lacy lacy stones -- to wear this out of the house. If only Josh Duhamel had accompanied her in similarly 80s gear, ie a mullet, a piano tie, and carrying a saxophone.

## Fergilicious

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/138857102-419x5582.jpg)

Apparently, she has a lace-addiction.

## The Holmsinator

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl344307_007-419x4861.jpg)

Katie, on the other hand, has an addiction to this specific jumpsuit.

## Holmeslice

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/129045745-419x6651.jpg)

NO ONE wears this twice unless they're chemically compelled to do so.

## Katie "Kate" Holmes Cruise

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl257732_005-419x699.jpg)

I can't believe I forgot this happened within the eligibility period. IT IS SO BAD. Alice In Wonderland gone tragically awry, although I'd note that ANY Alice in Wonderland outfit on a grown woman on a night that is not Halloween is by definition awry.

## Joey Potter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/katieholmes131684813-419x685.jpg)

In contract, this is just kind of awkward. Everything about it is awkward.

## Holmescooked

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/122720280-419x6111.jpg)

Speaking of awkward....her feet appear to be on backward.

## Holmsatisfactory

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/114563147-Katie-Holmes-419x634.jpg)

I actually secretly didn't hate this one, but I know I am not in the majority on that.

## Holmessential

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/114378393-Katie-Holmes-Oprah-419x2781.jpg)

Bloomers, on the other hand, are never going to be an item of which I approve. Especially droopy bloomers. Droopy Bloomers is a new children's show on Nick Jr.

## Holmesless

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/67692PCN_SuriCone06-419x6281.jpg)

Let's go out with a bang.

[Fug Madness 2012: Sweet Sixteen, Charo Bracket Part I  (4) FERGIE vs. (9) KATIE HOLMES One on side, an admitted former meth-addict turned maker of embarrassingly catchy tunes. On the other, a possible Scientologist/former teen star. Two women enter, ONE WOMAN LEAVES. \[poll id="7121"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3656633-419x692.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-charo-bracket-part-i-03-2012/)