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# Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part II
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-charo-bracket-part-ii/
- Published: 2012-03-23T18:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-25T20:22:39.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Robyn

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3470100-419x6001.jpg)

Let's keep track of how often she wears these shoes. ALSO: I wish she were teaching some kind of aerobic-dance class at my gym thusly. I would totally go more often!

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/grammy-awards-fug-carpet-robyn-02-20121.jpg)

Here they are again. This whole outfit is basically a sartorial facepalm.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/131034206-419x6411.jpg)

This is both wacky, and something that I've decided is an homage to the collected works of Lady Gaga.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/112261954.jpg)

This is resplendent. I would make a crack about how she looks like she's about to do an 8 Clap, but that's a joke that only the UCLA students and alums in the audience would get. So instead I will point out that I'm pretty sure Tori Spelling wore this during season two of 90210.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3286806-419x6041.jpg)

Those are not the SAME shoes, but they certainly appear to be related. Cousins, at least.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl289831_009-419x6111.jpg)

These shoes are ALSO related. MY GOD. I've been so focused on her CLOTHING that I never even looked that closely at her feet. MY WORLD = ROCKED.

## Robyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/111877880.jpg)

My world, and that of dairy cows across the country.

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3736552-365x10001.jpg)

"I'd like to thank David Lee Roth for these pants."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/freaky-fug-friday-rihanna-12-20111.jpg)

"I'd like to thank both vaudeville and prostitution for the inspiration."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/rihanna_113513876-419x5781.jpg)

"I'd like to thank illusion netting for the support."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/spl357182_011-419x8771.jpg)

"I'd like to thank illusion netting for the EXTRA support."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/121444268-419x7331.jpg)

"I'd like to thank Jim Henson for the raw material."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/113260107-419x577.jpg)

"I'd like to thank the entire inventory of Mood for my train."

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/rihanna_114506103-419x5331.jpg)

"I'd like to thank the AARP for this award."

[Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part II(2) RIHANNA vs. (11) ROBYN As one of you brilliant readers pointed out, Rihanna's given name is ALSO Robyn, so I am privately thinking of this one as THE BATTLE OF THE ROBYNS. It is also The Battle of Two Women Whose Songs Have Led to My Getting Caught At a Stoplight Singing Along Dramatically. Let's sing it out. \[poll id="7142"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3470100-419x6001.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-charo-bracket-part-ii-03-2012/)