Robyn

Let's keep track of how often she wears these shoes. ALSO: I wish she were teaching some kind of aerobic-dance class at my gym thusly. I would totally go more often!

Robyn

Here they are again. This whole outfit is basically a sartorial facepalm.

Robyn

This is both wacky, and something that I've decided is an homage to the collected works of Lady Gaga.

Robyn

This is resplendent. I would make a crack about how she looks like she's about to do an 8 Clap, but that's a joke that only the UCLA students and alums in the audience would get. So instead I will point out that I'm pretty sure Tori Spelling wore this during season two of 90210.

Robyn

Those are not the SAME shoes, but they certainly appear to be related. Cousins, at least.

Robyn

These shoes are ALSO related. MY GOD. I've been so focused on her CLOTHING that I never even looked that closely at her feet. MY WORLD = ROCKED.

Robyn

My world, and that of dairy cows across the country.

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank David Lee Roth for these pants."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank both vaudeville and prostitution for the inspiration."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank illusion netting for the support."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank illusion netting for the EXTRA support."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank Jim Henson for the raw material."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank the entire inventory of Mood for my train."

Rihanna

"I'd like to thank the AARP for this award."

Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part II

(2) RIHANNA vs. (11) ROBYN As one of you brilliant readers pointed out, Rihanna's given name is ALSO Robyn, so I am privately thinking of this one as THE BATTLE OF THE ROBYNS. It is also The Battle of Two Women Whose Songs Have Led to My Getting Caught At a Stoplight Singing Along Dramatically. Let's sing it out. [poll id="7142"]