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# Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part I
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-cher-bracket-part-i/
- Published: 2012-03-22T16:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-21T23:28:51.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3637977-419x6991.jpg)

She certainly DRESSES like she has marketable skills, though. This is from the time she worked as a bartender on the Love Boat.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/FFN_RIJ_KARDASHIANS_BOOK_111811jpg_8183858.jpg)

This is what she wore to sign her novel. That I am actually not making up. I guess I missed the YA Authors Meeting wherein we were all told to wear suspenders and whimsical tights.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/124796926_10-419x6181.jpg)

This was when she was working as the Before picture for a Proactiv-based solution that removes excess Spray Tan.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Kourtney_Kardashian_003_wenn5688717-419x6281.jpg)

This was when she was the Spokesmodel for Jumpsuit Enthusiasts of America.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/111649796-419x7311.jpg)

This was when she played Dorothy in a regional community theatre production of *Picture It: The Sophia Petrillo Story*.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/Kourtney-21.jpg)

This is when she was in a fight with her quads. Which she won, leading to her appointment to the Quad Wrangler's Society.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/67762PCN_Kourtney01-419x628.jpg)

This is when she was a spy. Obviously.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/FFN_Kardashian_AAR_102111jpg_8056844.jpg)

This was when she was prepping for that Vagisil ad.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3321484-419x6191.jpg)

This when SHE was the bartender on the Love Boat.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3642244-419x6281.jpg)

I would joke what job this dress lends itself to, but this is a generally PG-13 website.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/chloesevigny_114375993-419x6291.jpg)

This was, obviously her schoolgirl period. We've all been there. Generally on Halloween, or when we were in school.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/138060595-419x6471.jpg)

Yeah, I don't even know. Although I DID appreciate the quotes from Chloe about Natasha Lyonne here in the last issue of *EW*. She seems like she was a really good friend to her when she was going through a lot of stuff, and she was refreshingly up front and on the record. I wish Natasha would do the same for her about these bangs.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/111886134-419x6771.jpg)

I kind of appreciate how this looks like someone ran it through a shredder in a pre-tax season frenzy.

## Chloe Sevigny

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/115345487-CHLOE-SEVIGNY-419x629.jpg)

Don't tell but after weeks of Fug Madness, this looks fantastic to me. Seriously. It's not great but everything is relative.

[Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part I(12) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN This is a WEIRD match-up. Chloe, for all her wacktacular wardrobe choices, is really talented. She was spectacularly good on Big Love, and I hope she works for the rest of her life. Kourtney, on the other hand: THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. \[poll id="7112"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/wenn3637977-419x6991.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-cher-bracket-part-i-03-2012/)