Kourtney Kardashian
She certainly DRESSES like she has marketable skills, though. This is from the time she worked as a bartender on the Love Boat.
Kourtney Kardashian
This is what she wore to sign her novel. That I am actually not making up. I guess I missed the YA Authors Meeting wherein we were all told to wear suspenders and whimsical tights.
Kourtney Kardashian
This was when she was working as the Before picture for a Proactiv-based solution that removes excess Spray Tan.
Kourtney Kardashian
This was when she was the Spokesmodel for Jumpsuit Enthusiasts of America.
Kourtney Kardashian
This was when she played Dorothy in a regional community theatre production of Picture It: The Sophia Petrillo Story.
Kourtney Kardashian
This is when she was in a fight with her quads. Which she won, leading to her appointment to the Quad Wrangler's Society.
Kourtney Kardashian
This is when she was a spy. Obviously.
Kourtney Kardashian
This was when she was prepping for that Vagisil ad.
Chloe Sevigny
This when SHE was the bartender on the Love Boat.
Chloe Sevigny
I would joke what job this dress lends itself to, but this is a generally PG-13 website.
Chloe Sevigny
This was, obviously her schoolgirl period. We've all been there. Generally on Halloween, or when we were in school.
Chloe Sevigny
Yeah, I don't even know. Although I DID appreciate the quotes from Chloe about Natasha Lyonne here in the last issue of EW. She seems like she was a really good friend to her when she was going through a lot of stuff, and she was refreshingly up front and on the record. I wish Natasha would do the same for her about these bangs.
Chloe Sevigny
I kind of appreciate how this looks like someone ran it through a shredder in a pre-tax season frenzy.
Chloe Sevigny
Don't tell but after weeks of Fug Madness, this looks fantastic to me. Seriously. It's not great but everything is relative.