Rooney
All black....
Mara
...all white.
Rooney
Black AND white.
Mara
White and black.
Rooney
Shoot, when I was subconsciously longing for her to add some color to her wardrobe, this wasn't at all what I was thinking.
Mara
Neither was this.
Rooney
Good thing we got back to the monochromatic thing basically IMMEDIATELY.
Mara
At least she doesn't have this hair anymore? It's called progress.
Hudgens
Are you ready to take a tremendous and crazy sartorial ride with this crazy dame? It's going to be intense.I hope you've hydrated.
The Hudge
First, we DANCE!
Hudgilicious
Next, we PANTS.
Hudgiekins
Then, we HOTPANTS.
Hudgballs
Then we wear a dress with the face of.....something???.....on it! (A horse? A lady? A lady-horse? Hold me.)
Sweet Molten Hudge
Ah, yes. Remember the Haircut? Or, as I suspect she thought of it, My Experiment In Realism That Ended With Me Wishing For a Wig. MEIRTEWFaW is a powerful time in the young life of many an actress. Be gentle.
V Hudgie
The longer her run in Fug Madness is, the closer I get to falling in love with her.
Hudgeville
These pants look like she got attacked by a pack of coyotes on the way to Target. (Hi, Austin Butler! If you're really leaving Switched At Birth, I hope it's for another ABC Family show, because I like you.)
Vanessa H
This is actually ALMOST good. Except for the shower curtain.
Van der Hudgens
This is NOT almost good, but it does make me wonder why Vanessa hasn't gotten a gig as the face of Free People. I'm not even joking. Her manager needs to take a break from reading this and call them.
Sweet Hudgens Sandwich
"No, the coyotes didn't get this one. What are you even talking about, Austin?"
Vanessie the Loch Ness Hudgens
This is so Night Time at the Bordello. (That's the show they air between salad spinner ads on USA in the middle of the night, right?)