> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part I - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-part-i/ - Published: 2012-03-22T19:00:47.000Z - Updated: 2012-03-21T23:21:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## KeMOOLAha ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/this-place-about-to-fug-2-07-2011.jpg) Our fine nation is so proud to be represented thusly. ## KeMONEYha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/billboard-outside-2-230511.jpg) Cutting off the tulle wouldn't even save this. ## KeBUCKSha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/fugha-11-2011.jpg) This is so hideous from top to toe that I don't even know WHAT you could do. ## KeCASHOLAha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/this-place-about-to-fug-06-2011.jpg) Sorry to drag you into this, sir, but you should maybe think twice who you stand next to at parties. Use this criteria: Is the person wearing a leotard? If yes, is she a gymnast? If yes, is she currently doing gymnastics and/or about to do gymnastics and/or raising money for gymnastics? If yes, then stay put. If no, back away. ## KeGREENBACKSha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wango-tango-concert-2-150511.jpg) Nice try, but the dictionary does not define "shirt" as "bra," or even, "whatever sort of covers your boobs, mostly." ## KeSCRATCHha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/wireless-festival-2011-day-2.jpg) This would be amusing, were it Halloween. It was not. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/2011-logie-awards-arrivals-6.jpg) Somewhere, Joan of Arc is going, "YES! Now THAT is how to use chain mail." ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/demons-never-die-premiere-3-101011.jpg) This is doing HATEFUL, HATEFUL things, both to her, and my eyes. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/125645717.jpg) Props to her for working the leg cast as best she could... or I should say, working the leg cast, because I don't think Minajian Betty Boop pants with Perryish hair and a Stella McC-esque top count as anyone's best. Not even theirs. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/122839584.jpg) Now THAT is committing to a look. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/133151284.jpg) These look like she got run over on the way there. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/harpers-bazaar-women-of-the-year-awards-2011.jpg) There is a reason cocktail pajamas aren't a thing anymore. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/jessie-j-260411.jpg) That is what my legs look like when one of the beans gets hold of the syrup bottle and we have to tussle. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/jingle-bell-ball-day-2-2.jpg) [Rihanna wore long versions of those in a music video](https://gofugyourself.com/freaky-fug-friday-rihanna-12-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). If they end up against each other in the Final Four, that'll be fun to contemplate. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-brit-awards-2012-inside-arrivals.jpg) I reject this. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-brit-awards-2012-nominations-announcement.jpg) I WOULD consider going to the circus for which this person is the ringmaster, but only for free. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-q-awards-2011-press-room.jpg) Quick, somebody tell her we can see her. ## Jessie J ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/vh1-divas-celebrates-soul-arrivals-7.jpg) If Maria Von Trapp were Cleopatra's governess, she'd have made this out of some of Luxor's finest drapes. [Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part I(2) JESSIE J vs (14) KE$HA KeSHIFT-4ha can't match Jessie J for omnipresence, but can she do it with potency? And I don't mean the strength of the theoretical odor I assume permeates her hair, although I suppose that counts too. \[poll id="7102"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/this-place-about-to-fug-2-07-2011.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-part-i-03-2012/)