> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part II - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2012-sweet-sixteen-madonna-bracket-part-ii/ - Published: 2012-03-23T19:00:12.000Z - Updated: 2012-03-25T20:21:30.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30 ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/03/new-york-fugshion-week-day-5-3-09-20111.jpg) This might be my favorite thing that happened last year. Anna Wintour having an actual conversation with a person decked out in puffballs may never happen again in our lifetime. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/ladies-luncheon-at-crown-palladium.jpg) Nor might this. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/nicki-minaj-chews-on-a-turkey-leg-and-sits-on-a-throne-while-performing-on-good-morning-america-in-central-park-nyc.jpg) Colonel Sanders is spinning in his grave... WITH ENVY. He's all, "I TOLD THEM to let me wear a PVC skirt!" ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/amfar-new-york-gala-to-kick-off-fall-2012-fashion-week-inside.jpg) This is... pink. I don't even know if that's good or bad; it's just... pink, and that is all I am currently feeling, and I thought I would share. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/nicki-minfug-08-2011.jpg) Because, see, this is ALSO pink, and I'm fighting for common ground here. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/fug-or-fab-sarah-jessica-parker-8-11-2011.jpg) This is purple. And kind of roller-disco. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/mac-cosmetics-viva-glam-party-with-nicki-minaj-and-ricky-martin.jpg) This is BRIGHT. Is it weird that I might not hate it? It's important to evaluate the "normal" that Minaj attempts, but this strangely isn't the worst thing I've ever seen. Then again, perhaps if she hadn't visually attacked us with so much other stuff, we'd be going OMG at this, and clutching our heads. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/2011-robin-hood-foundation-annual-benefit.jpg) This is as spiritually close to Minajian hair as SJP ever gets, except MAYBE for the time she wore a potted plant on her head (sadly not eligible, as it's too old). This is TERRIBLE. Because it's not even a JOKE. IT JUST IS. SHE MEANT IT. THIS IS SINCERE HAIR. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/pink-frifug-03-2011.jpg) This might be, too, I suppose. But it looks more like a science experiment on mold. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/the-museum-of-modern-art-4th-annual-film-benefit-a-tribute-to-pedro-almodovar-5.jpg) That sound you hear is the wind going out of my sails. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/versace-for-hm-fashion-event-red-carpet-6.jpg) That sound you hear NOW is someone hiding anything mind-altering from Donatella Versace, because WHAT DID SHE DO HERE. This H&M collection was a series of crazy trees planted in crack pots. It ONLY made sense on Nicki Minaj, and even then I wanted to destroy it. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/i-dont-know-how-she-does-it-press-conference-in-melbourne.jpg) Lest you think Minaj has the monopoly on SCREAMING PATTERNS. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/minajally-played-nicki-minaj-10-20111.jpg) She does have the monopoly on that bra, though. And thank God for that. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/new-years-eve-premiere-071211.jpg) Another semi-distracting pattern. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/nicki-fugnaj-2-04-2011.jpg) I kind of WISH SJP would wear this. If Carrie Bradshaw made a jazzercise video... ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/008-11.jpg) However, whatever the heck this is was bad enough. Someone asked why this counts, when Lemon Breeland's wardrobe did not; the answer: SJP was appearing as herself and Lemon Breeland is a fictional character, so the choices aren't Jaime King's to make. Presumably nobody foisted this upon SJP, although she might be wise to claim that. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/grammy-nominations-concert-live-show-6.jpg) I appreciate the attempt at normalcy, but that fits her boobs as well as socks on a telephone. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/fug-or-fab-sarah-jessica-parker-9-12-2011.jpg) This may belong only on, say, Elle Fanning. If that. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/406952-06-2011.jpg) This belongs only on a Playboy Paratrooper. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/2011-new-york-city-ballet-fall-gala.jpg) And maybe leave this for Dakota Fanning. It feels like SJP is Fanninging herself. ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/2011-mtv-video-music-awards-arrivals-12-2.jpg) If there is a word for what Nicki Minaj is doing to herself here, it hasn't been invented yet. Minajing is too sweeping. Accessorizing is too minimal. "Origami-intestine--plushie-hoarding," maybe. ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/fug-and-the-city-2-05-2011.jpg) Is this kind of stuffy, or am I just depressed because Ferris isn't Ferris-y enough anymore? ## Nicki Minaj ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/grammy-awards-wtf-nicky-minaj-02-20121.jpg) Does Satan really need nuns? ## SJP ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/03/sarah-jessica-parker-promotes-her-new-film-i-dont-know-how-she-does-it-in-moscow-russia.jpg) His minions would be WAY more likely to cape themselves up thusly. Minaj didn't think that one through -- then again, neither did SJP, for different reasons. Maybe they DO have things in common. [Fug Madness 2012, Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part II(1) NICKI MINAJ vs. (4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER Clearly these ladies are exactly the same. 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