Lilo
It feels right that these ladies are in a duel -- given that I think I saw these high-waisted shorts most recently in a boxing movie set in the 50s.
Lilo
I saw this coat in a movie about washed up crazy actresses also set in 1950. It was called SUNSET BOULEVARD, LINDSAY. YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE YET.
Lilo
I apologize for going so caps-y, so soon, but -- JESUS WHAT ARE THOSE ON YOUR WRISTS? I would like to just tell y'all that I didn't even realize that was happening until just recently -- when a wise commenter noted that her wrists were doing an impressive Teen Wolf imitation. I hope her next outfit goes surfing through Pasadena on the roof of a van.
Lilo
I can't tell you how excited I am that this is the last time I will have to write about OR EVEN SEE this dumb outfit. Begone, dumb outfit!
Lilo
Speaking of dumb...
Lilo
Speaking of wishing I couldn't see...
Lilo
Speaking of Dina...oh, wait. We weren't. And won't be. (Dina doesn't count as an accessory, although she probably is as well-burnished as many.) That being said, though, this ensemble is a mastery of subtle feminiHAHAHAHAH I'm sorry, I can't go on. Lilo is many things, but subtle she ain't.
Lilo
I mean. Right? Although I do like to look at this and think of it as a scene in a movie where she's playing a cracked out Valley of the Dollsian character, who's just stumbling out of her eye lift and jonsing for some dolls and the ministrations of her mostly-naked pool-boy Jean Ralphio. I wish that would happen. On film, I mean. Fictionally. Not for real. DON'T GET AN EYE LIFT, LINDS.
Vanessa
As we've mentioned many times previously, this girl should really have a Free People endorsement deal. Won't someone get someone else on the phone about this important issue?
Vanessa
I was originally anti-bob on her, but I WILL be nice and say that this choppy growing-out look is cute. In fact, I think V Hudg IS cute. She just looks like your super sweet and slightly stoned neighbor that you really like, but whom you regularly see getting into her car -- a rusted out Datsun -- every morning wearing something hella misguided. "What are you WEARING, Vanessa?" you ask your coffee cup. "Also, your caftan is caught in the car door."
Vanessa
I enjoy that Austin Butler is giving her ensemble a wide berth here. I also enjoy him on Switched at Birth Which I almost just wrote as "Switched by the Bell, which would be an entirely different show.
Vanessa
This is going to give me nightmares. Weird nightmares. Weird, weird nightmares.
Vanessa
I feel like this outfit, and that giant sign reading "DAY AND NIGHT DRINKS," are...connected. Let's just put it that way. Maybe she spilled a DAY DRINK on her DAY PANTS.
Vanessa
So good, she trotted it out twice!
Vanessa
Speaking of Day Pants, these are like Day Almost-Pants. I'm pretty relieved these two were able to fight off the psychotic foaming raccoon that attacked them there in the Target parking lot, though. Stay alive, you two!
Vanessa
I'm actually blogging in this right now.
Vanessa
"Austin, how many coffees do you NEED? ISN'T MY OUTFIT EYE-OPENING ENOUGH?"
Vanessa
On the other hand, it's really thoughtful of her to show us the back of this in all its crazy crazeballsness.
Vanessa
"Do you think they realize I'm just f'ing with them, Austin? These shorts?! Am I right? Who can take them seriously?! We are hilarious."
Vanessa
"And these! They're smaller than my purse! SO FUNNY."
Vanessa
"HOW IS ANYONE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY? This is a brilliant social experiment, isn't it? I guess after Gaga's Meat Dress, the rest of us really do have to up our games, or people sincerely do think we're doing this with a straight face."
Vanessa
"AS HARD AS THAT MAY BE TO BELIEVE."