> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-elite-eight-bjork-bracket/ - Published: 2013-04-02T17:00:40.000Z - Updated: 2013-04-02T17:30:52.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll11.xml) Did Angelina Jolie sell those vials of Billy Bob's blood on eBay? Just curious. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll10.xml) "When the sun shines she doesn't dress well-a, like her clothes were made in hell-a, she should be banned from Coachella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh." ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll9.xml) YOUR THIGHS SHOULD NOT BE YOUR OUTFIT. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll7.xml) I have decided to imagine that is John Mayer behind her. It's NOT, I'm certain of it, and his spidey sense probably just tingled and made him wish he could take to Twitter to defend himself against that idea. But from that tiny snippet of face you could have fun pretending it is, and imagining the ensuing fanfics. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/ll6.jpg) Jess reminded me that this is the dress Charlie Sheen helped her get, which she then sheared off into a mullet-mini, which is disgusting behavior. Also, honey, Krystle Carrington last wore that coat and you are no Krystle Carrington. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll5.xml) W. T. the ever-loving F. If you told me the hair was sewn to the hat, I'd believe it. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll4.xml) I will never stop being grossed out by these. I know we all have shlubby erranding days, but a) most of those errands aren't to fancy Beverly Hills cosmetics stores, and b) most of us understand that "shlubby erranding day" is not synonymous for "auditioning for Sexy Homeless Bozo #3." ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll2.xml) Well, it's better than half of what she's worn to court, but I still think she should ask her dry-cleaner for a refund for shrinking it. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/ll1.jpg) This just looks ten kinds of wrong on her. It's SUCH a banal gown, and it still manages to be awful. It strives for adequate and misses even that. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll8.xml) I am just sitting here shaking my head in silence. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/ll3.jpg) Justin Bieber would LOVE this outfit. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb5.xml) See? Oh, lord, if they dated, they could go out in MATCHING ENSEMBLES. Like a new-decade Justin and Britney. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb7.xml) I am so excited for the ill-fitting leatherfest that would ensue from this squicky coupling. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb2.xml) This outfit would be perfect for when Lindsay needs to climb out of a party house and hide in some shrubberies. What a winsome pair of escapees they would make. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/bieb6.jpg) Lindsay would be all ABOUT wearing the Biebdannas... ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/157704748.xml) And, hell, she used to SELL leggings that had built-in kneepads, so she totally would love these. And the shoes look like a high-top sneaker had sex with a purse, which would give her a whole new place to shove strange substances and then lie that she borrowed said storage spot from someone else. ## Lindsay Lohan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/bieb11.jpg) I mean, Lindsay probably already HAS a zip-front white jumpsuit from something. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/bieb4.jpg) For this, Lindsay could just wear the rest of C-3PO and they'd be set. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb10.xml) For this she could borrow, say, a basketball player's warm-up leggings and bunch them accordingly. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb8.xml) Ditto. Although she could get away with pants under a skirt for about twenty minutes before we figured out she wasn't actually wearing The World's Stupidest Trousers. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bieb.xml) Whenever I see this photo, I think of that classic 90210 scene where Brenda and Donna are at self-defense class, and they shout, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" while going through the motions and getting in touch with their inner badasses. Lindsay and Justin could take that act on the road. Surely lots of people want to sit in a crowd in front of them and shout the word "NO" at them. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/bieb9.png) The Prime Minister of Canada gives a thumbs-up to my plan. [Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket(1) JUSTIN BIEBER vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN This matchup is like two wrecked-but-moving trains careening toward each other. I'm almost surprised it hasn't happened in real life yet -- both in terms of each of them being totally incompetent and stupid behind the wheel of a car, and on a dating level. Can you IMAGINE. I just went blind and yet I see. Archives: Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan poll by twiigs.com![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ll11.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-elite-eight-bjork-bracket-04-2013/)