> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Charo Bracket - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-elite-eight-charo-bracket/ - Published: 2013-04-01T18:00:35.000Z - Updated: 2013-04-03T17:33:24.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri81.xml) I like to think that using that specific stage dressing inadvertently unleashed the Curse of Tutankhamen's Tomb on RiRi, which actually would explain a lot about the rest of these outfits. ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/77111pcn_riri02a-419x628.xml) Don't like her shorty-shorts? Blame the curse! ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/142964468-419x604.xml) "Sorry about the studs on these shorts. It's part of the curse. You know how it goes." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri31.xml) "My psychic thinks we might be able to ward off the curse with fire. Literal and sartorial. At this point, I'll try anything. A ladder almost fell on my head last night." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri101.xml) "Part of the curse involves your legs getting devoured by pythons on the regular. IT'S THE WORST." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/75451pcn_rihanna03-419x7781.xml) "This curse is just really getting me down. I couldn't even get out my jammies today." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri91.xml) "Again, jammies." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri71.xml) "Yeah, more Curse Jammies. This curse is exhausting. You don't even know." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri11.xml) "That see-through bra top? CURSE. REALLY. I HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS? Do any of you know how to get rid of a Mummy's Curse? It's not a little mummy, either. It's like...a really powerful mummy. " ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/80200pcn_rihanna01-419x8072.xml) "Yeah, that's right. I'm heading back to the Valley of the Kings to settle this. This is my archeologist outfit." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/155734205-419x630.xml) "...it didn't work. Still cursed." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri41.xml) "The fact that I didn't actually show you all my riri makes me think maybe this curse is wearing off." ## Rihanna ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri51.xml) "...no, it's still pretty strong." ## Heidi Klum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/spl373486_003-419x464.jpg) I just wanted to start with Klum in her most very covered up ensemble possibly ever, because you are about to be buffeted with a whirlwind of exposed limbs. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/162769172_10-419x6591.xml) And other parts. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/klum11.jpg) LEGS. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum21.xml) LEGS AND BOOBS! I actually think that, rather than Fug Madness, the title Heidi's REALLY fighting for is Boobs Legsly 2.0. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum9-419x6301.xml) HIPS! ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum61.xml) MORE LEGS. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum51.xml) In addition to limbs, she is really really into lace right now. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum41.xml) Lace, and cleavage. ## Heidi Klum ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/klum31.jpg) And...whatever this is. Other than WRONG. [Fug Madness 2013, Elite Eight: Charo BracketThis one could be very close. One of them will be in, and the other one will be out -- to borrow a phrase. How will you choose? Archives: Rihanna, Heidi Klum poll by twiigs.com![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/riri81.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-elite-eight-charo-bracket-04-2013/)