Rita Ora
NEVER FORGET.
Rita Ora
It bears mentioning, amidst all the other stuff we've mentioned about this look, that she is WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.
Rita Ora
This is a failed Project Runway project, where the contestants are forced to shop at Anna's Linens. Also, can we sidebar and talk about how terrible this season of PR is? I want to smack like 2/3rds of them and I still don't know anyone's names.
Rita Ora
At least she's on top of the potential for this to flash us. That's not much, but it's SOMETHING.
Rita Ora
I actually think she could talk Zosia Mamet into wearing this. Seriously. But with Pilgrim shoes and more of a scowl. (Zosia would not have made it this far without her scowl, I think. It's weird because she seems so charming and cheery in motion and so sullen and weird in still pictures.)
Rita Ora
What they're making them wear when it's Two-for-One Hot Wings Night at Hooters.
Rita Ora
This amuses. Who else would wear a mesh shirt with a puffy jacket? Well. Maybe coked out Hannah Horvath, actually.
Rita Ora
I am not kidding. I think my parents had that wallpaper at some point in the 80s
Rita Ora
We've seen this several times by this point, and I am actually also kind of concerned about whatever her backup singer is wearing.
Rita Ora
But I do like to think that the previous slide is what happens when she rips this dress off, dramatically.
Rita Ora
How did Heidi Klum avoid wearing this, like, ever?
Zosia Mamet
In fairness, she does have the kind of face that would be perfect in a period piece, where she's a disapproving and possibly evil lady's maid who is not to be trusted. That is not an insult; I think she is striking. But it does mean this ruff is a bit literal.
Zosia Mamet
I just noticed, she wore these shoes in the prior photo as well.
Zosia Mamet
Shoshanna would rather die. And while I don't think Shosh is a great fashion icon -- AT ALL -- she would be right in this instance.
Zosia Mamet
I secretly love this pattern, but you have to COMMIT TO IT.
Zosia Mamet
This is just an oversized shirt for sad people.
Zosia Mamet
She looks like a depressed extra from The Ice Storm.
Zosia Mamet
Even Kate Mara is like, "I...don't know."
Zosia Mamet
I ALSO do not know.
Zosia Mamet
One of you pointed out, when this happened, that it looked like she had pantyliners on her boobs and now I can't unsee it. And neither can you. YOU'RE WELCOME.