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# Fug Madness 2013, Final Four, Game Two: Bjork Bracket vs Charo Bracket
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-final-four-game-two-bjork-bracket-vs-charo-bracket/
- Published: 2013-04-04T19:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-04T16:53:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Justin Bieber

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/04/bieb3.jpg)

We begin with: pants.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri2.xml)

Pants WHAT.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb8.xml)

Pants WHY.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/77111pcn_riri02a-419x6281.xml)

Hot pants.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb6.jpg)

PANTS.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri8.xml)

Panties.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb10.xml)

Pants & Pantsability.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri3.xml)

Pantsless.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb7.xml)

Wuthering Pants.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri5.xml)

Pantalunacy.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb.xml)

Pantsy, Pantsy, Pantsy, EWWWW.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri6.xml)

Jumpsuit.

## Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb11.jpg)

Jumpsuit: Balls of Fury.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri11.xml)

Coveralls?!?

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb9.png)

OVERALLS?!?

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri7.xml)

Pajama pants.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb12.xml)

Pants of peace (also, why did he have to drag wildlife AND UCLA into this? Now Jessica is enraged and so are sea otters, or whatever creature is being forced to live on his groin).

## RiRi

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri4.xml)

Underpants I HOPE I PRAY.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb5.xml)

Leather Hammer-lite pants.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri10.xml)

Boots-as-pants.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb2.xml)

Justin Bieber in *Saving Private Pants*.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri12.xml)

Might actually have been BETTER with pants.

## Bieb-3PO

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb4.jpg)

Irrelevant pants.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/riri1.xml)

Would have been demeaning to pants, and so I'm glad she didn't drag them into this skullduggery.

[Fug Madness 2013, Final Four, Game Two: Bjork Bracket vs Charo Bracket(1) JUSTIN BIEBER vs (1) RIHANNA Remember, it's not about the good things they wore. It's not about whether they're performing or not (in part because these two don't dress that differently between sidewalk and stage, but also: We declared stage outfits eligible, so eligible they are). It's JUST about which one you think committed worse crimes against themselves, and thus, us. Or, to put it another way, it's about perusing the slideshow and their archives (Rihanna, Bieber) to find the answer to our favorite Fug Madness question: \[poll id="10171"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/04/bieb3.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-final-four-game-two-bjork-bracket-vs-charo-bracket-04-2013/)