Justin Bieber
We begin with: pants.
Rihanna
Pants WHAT.
Justin Bieber
Pants WHY.
Rihanna
Hot pants.
Justin Bieber
PANTS.
Rihanna
Panties.
Justin Bieber
Pants & Pantsability.
Rihanna
Pantsless.
Justin Bieber
Wuthering Pants.
Rihanna
Pantalunacy.
Justin Bieber
Pantsy, Pantsy, Pantsy, EWWWW.
Rihanna
Jumpsuit.
Bieber
Jumpsuit: Balls of Fury.
Rihanna
Coveralls?!?
Justin Bieber
OVERALLS?!?
Rihanna
Pajama pants.
Justin Bieber
Pants of peace (also, why did he have to drag wildlife AND UCLA into this? Now Jessica is enraged and so are sea otters, or whatever creature is being forced to live on his groin).
RiRi
Underpants I HOPE I PRAY.
Justin Bieber
Leather Hammer-lite pants.
Rihanna
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber in Saving Private Pants.
Rihanna
Might actually have been BETTER with pants.
Bieb-3PO
Irrelevant pants.
Rihanna
Would have been demeaning to pants, and so I'm glad she didn't drag them into this skullduggery.
Fug Madness 2013, Final Four, Game Two: Bjork Bracket vs Charo Bracket
(1) JUSTIN BIEBER vs (1) RIHANNA Remember, it's not about the good things they wore. It's not about whether they're performing or not (in part because these two don't dress that differently between sidewalk and stage, but also: We declared stage outfits eligible, so eligible they are). It's JUST about which one you think committed worse crimes against themselves, and thus, us. Or, to put it another way, it's about perusing the slideshow and their archives (Rihanna, Bieber) to find the answer to our favorite Fug Madness question: [poll id="10171"]