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# Fug Madness 2013 Play-In Game: Melody Thornton vs. Adrienne Bailon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-play-in-game-melody-thornton-vs-adrienne-bailon/
- Published: 2013-03-19T16:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-19T16:05:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Adrienne Bailon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/140289938.xml)

In case you don't recall, Adrienne -- "famous" for a stint in The Cheetah Girls and for dating Rob Kardashian -- WAS completely nude behind the tablecloth orgasm ([this link is heavily Not Safe For Work, I suppose unless you are a gynecologist](https://www.mizozo.com/entertainment/03/2012/02/adrienne-bailon-rob-kardashian-s-ex-shows-off-her-....html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)). And, in a Safe For Work view, [it's just as heinous from the side](https://gofugyourself.com/the-cheetah-fugs-2-03-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I'm not sure what horrifies me more: that someone made this dress, or that someone wore it.

**Warning: The next slide shows explicit nip**.

## Melody Thornton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/142736224.xml)

Adrienne's opponent Melody Thornton -- "famous" as one of the Pussycat Dolls who was not Nicole Scherzinger -- wore this TO AN *ELLE* EVENT. (Because *Elle* just screams "frontal nudity.") There's no way she didn't realize this was see-through, right? There's NO WAY this is just the world's rudest flash. Not with this level of detail. So while Adrienne's nudity was only exposed by a rogue gust of wind, this seems completely overt and conscious. Both are gross, and it's tough to measure their hideous against one another -- but measure you must.

## Adrienne Bailon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wenn5888043.xml)

To help you decide, here are some other exhibits. This is from a Ne-Yo concert on *GMA*. That's Good MORNING America. So she woke up in time to make it to a concert that was probably around 9 a.m., and her first thoughts were of golden nail-claws and a chain bustier made for a girl whose cups are a significant measure closer to the beginning of the alphabet. Can we try to claim she was addled by lack of caffeine?

## Melody Thornton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wenn3822480.xml)

This is trying to be a dress. It's trying really hard. But it's really more of an apron, with a touch of Vagina Car Wash.

## Adrienne Bailon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/155619435.xml)

The mere illusion of skin is such an upgrade, but this is still really... well, she dated a Kardashian; this feels like she was hoping to be named an honorary one.

## Melody Thornton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wenn4024895.xml)

Huh? No.

## Adrienne Bailon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/152877091.xml)

Sweet Jesus, she DOES think she's a Kardashian. Unless got her Kims confused and thinks that Lil Kim is the one who's on E! every week.

## Melody Thornton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/151427138.xml)

Oh, sweet lord. The PANTS. And the SHIRT. She looks like she bled all over her cravat.

Adrienne's agenda, from her formalwaear, seems clear. She's a Kardashian wannabe, but with even less sense of occasion. Melody seems to be *trying* to be stylish, perhaps, but can ANYTHING excuse full nip? What beats what, here? Who will graduate into the big bracket to take on Rita Ora?

[Fug Madness 2013 Play-In Game: Melody Thornton vs. Adrienne BailonIt's naked vs. naked; nipple vs. nethers. These obscure exhibitionists delivered two of the absolute worst, most tragic ensembles of the year, and that alone would be enough for you to vote on -- but, they wore a couple other things, too, so we might as well check in with what they look like when they're not Rated X. Warning: The second slide is, so tread carefully at work. \[poll id="9961"\] \[Photos: WENN, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/140289938.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-play-in-game-melody-thornton-vs-adrienne-bailon-03-2013/)