Lena Dunham

I just want to yank this up! I actually like the colors on her, but the fit is very Hannah Horvath, AKA Schlumpier Than It Needs To Be.

Lena Dunham

You are not Hannah, Lena! You have your shit together -- you would never procrastinate on a project as INSANELY as Hannah did this season. You need not adopt her style!

Lena Dunham

Sigh.

Lena Dunham

This is actually, comparatively speaking, not THAT bad. But nor is is great. I WOULD like to applaud her for the pixie haircut, though, because it's very cute on her.

Lena Dunham

This is also not like EXORBITANTLY terrible except I think I can see her nipples? Also, I think Lena can do better than "not exorbitantly terrible."

Lena Dunham

I actually think the cut of this dress is really good on her, but the styling is...not happening. (I mostly just included it because her facial expression makes me laugh.)

Lindsay Lohan

Listen, I am not one to get all worked up over fur -- I'd never buy new fur, but I have some vintage pieces I wear -- and even I am like, DUDE. You do not need this many pelts in your possession. You are not a 75 year old society matron.

Lindsay Lohan

The more I think about this, the more I worry that Lifetime grabbed it out of the wardrobe closet for The Client List.

Lindsay Lohan

And this, of course, is the dress Lindsay borrowed after Charlie Sheen did her a solid and asked Phillip Bloch to get her a dress for the amfAR event...and which she then returned ALL CHOPPED OFF INTO A MINI. WHAT.. Yet another reason that my sympathy tank for ol' Linz is basically on empty.

Lindsay Lohan

Those are really, truly, sincerely NOT ACTUALLY SHORTS. Things they actually could be: a dust rag, a practical joke, sad.

Lindsay Lohan

The only thing missing from this is the bearskin rug.

Lindsay Lohan

The only thing missing from this is pants.

Lindsay Lohan

The only thing missing from this is a bra and a sense of self-preservation.

Lindsay Lohan

While I believe this is the jacket worn in a previous slide, the question still remains: HOW MUCH FUR/LEATHER CAN ONE WOMAN OWN?

Lindsay Lohan

Maybe we should be glad she left the fur sleeves at home for a court appearance. Baby steps.

Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part I

  (6) LINDSAY LOHAN vs. (10) LENA DUNHAM First of all, may I remind you that these woman are the same age? Lena has her professional shit together; Lilo has a job on Anger Management solely because Charlie Sheen has been trying to save her. When CHARLIE SHEEN looks at you and is all, "girl, you are SCREWED UP," you know things have gone awry. (For what it's worth, I think Charlie sees a lot of himself in Lindsay and therefore is the only person in Hollywood who still wants to help her. I think he has a lot of empathy for her without having the wherewithal to realize that she doesn't want to help herself. That being said, the only reason Charlie Sheen himself had a career for so long is because even when he was insanely cracked up, he showed up to work on time and did his job, which Lindz hasn't done since she was a pre-teen.) Lena needs a new stylist who will say things like, "I think we need to get a tailor in here to make some tweaks to that bodice," or "let's try something more structured." Lindsay needs a time machine to redo all her choices of the last ten years. I don't know which will emerge victorious from this battle, but I do know which one I'd rather be stuck with in a stalled elevator. Archives: Lilo, LeDu poll by twiigs.com