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# Fug Madness 2013, Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, part II
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-sweet-sixteen-charo-bracket-part-ii/
- Published: 2013-03-29T17:30:25.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-29T19:47:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Christina Hendricks

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Criminal. Just criminal.

## Christina Hendricks

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hendricks6.xml)

No.

## Christina Hendricks

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NO A THOUSAND TIMES NO.

## Christina Hendricks

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/hendricks1.jpg)

I have heard that Christina does not use a stylist. I am thus here to implore her to START.

## Christina Hendricks

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Because this is terribly ordinary and she is terribly NOT ordinary, and I'm running out of ways to say it because we've been having this rant for years now.

## Christina Hendricks

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Because this shouldn't be happening anymore.

## Christina Hendricks

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hendricks7.xml)

Nor this.

## Christina Hendricks

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And REALLY not this. This woman is her own Kryptonite and she really needs a person who will come along and... I don't know. Be her Fortress of Solitude.

## Christina Hendricks

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hendricks8.xml)

Oh, GIRL. Your FACE, and then THOSE PANTS. You start SO STRONG and then look where it goes. You are like *Revenge* in person form.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/03/klum1.jpg)

And now we move onto Slitty McSlitterson here.

## Heidi Klum

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Oh, hey, Slitrena Van Der Wowsen.

## Heidi Klum

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What's shakin', Chesty von Gams?

## Heidi Klum

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How's it hangin', Cleavage McWhat?

## Heidi Klum

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Yo there, King Sheer.

## Heidi Klum

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So nice to see you, Golda Thigh-ier.

## Heidi Klum

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Let's never meet again, O Sheriff of NOTtingham.

## Heidi Klum

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Hi, Marquis de Sad.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/klum7.xml)

And, *auf Wiedersehen*, Heidi.

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