Christina Hendricks
Criminal. Just criminal.
Christina Hendricks
No.
Christina Hendricks
NO A THOUSAND TIMES NO.
Christina Hendricks
I have heard that Christina does not use a stylist. I am thus here to implore her to START.
Christina Hendricks
Because this is terribly ordinary and she is terribly NOT ordinary, and I'm running out of ways to say it because we've been having this rant for years now.
Christina Hendricks
Because this shouldn't be happening anymore.
Christina Hendricks
Nor this.
Christina Hendricks
And REALLY not this. This woman is her own Kryptonite and she really needs a person who will come along and... I don't know. Be her Fortress of Solitude.
Christina Hendricks
Oh, GIRL. Your FACE, and then THOSE PANTS. You start SO STRONG and then look where it goes. You are like Revenge in person form.
Heidi Klum
And now we move onto Slitty McSlitterson here.
Heidi Klum
Oh, hey, Slitrena Van Der Wowsen.
Heidi Klum
What's shakin', Chesty von Gams?
Heidi Klum
How's it hangin', Cleavage McWhat?
Heidi Klum
Yo there, King Sheer.
Heidi Klum
So nice to see you, Golda Thigh-ier.
Heidi Klum
Let's never meet again, O Sheriff of NOTtingham.
Heidi Klum
Hi, Marquis de Sad.
Heidi Klum
And, auf Wiedersehen, Heidi.