Is that an Elizabethan ruff?
Is that what migraines look like on the back of a person's eyelids?

Is this hell on Earth?
Is this a jumpsuit or a two-piece, and... are those tiny art-deco hamburgers?

Is there a smile embargo?
Have we discovered new tar pits?
Was this an accident, or did her pants just run away?
When will the swelling go down?
What did her knees want to see so badly?
Why is she wearing the mirrors instead of looking in them?

Why is she wearing Billy Rae Cyrus's old haircut?
Why, period?
When do you think Kate Mara realized she was standing next to the world's worst shorts?

What do you think these pants looked like before she ran them through the wash on Extra Hot?
Ditto?
When does pottery class start, and is there a hike first?
When does it end?
And what will you vote?