Carly Rae Jepsen
This already looks like a figure-skating costume, and then you scrolldown and everything gets exponentially crazier.
Carly Rae Jepsen
That old saying, "look at yourself before you leave the house and take off one item" keeps running through my head as I look at this, and it keeps getting LOUDER AND LOUDER.
Carly Rae Jepsen
This, on the other hand, is kind of a sad, weird bummer.
Carly Rae Jepsen
Why do so many people in Fug Madness feel the need to go undercover as a bird?
Carly Rae Jepsen
We should probably have a discussion about how her bangs are trying to eat her face.
Carly Rae Jepsen
...and her crotch is trying to eat her shorts.
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sigh. Somewhere Katy Perry looks at this and screams, "HELP ME HELP YOU, FOOL."
Carly Rae Jepsen
I sure hope Fug Madness isn't cutting into midterms.
Carly Rae Jepsen
I seriously only just now noticed that she is wearing a bicycle around her neck. That's one distracting romper.
Carly Rae Jepsen
Prediction: when your shirt has a tail, it's 75% more likely to cause you grievous physical harm.
Kim Kardashian
Speaking of grievous physical harm, this is just pure ridiculousness and as such, it hurts my face.
Kim Kardashian
I know we make this joke often, but this truly does look like something you'd see on a Prpject Runway episode where the contestants were asked to make a dress out of paint chips, combined with the Loch Ness Monster.
Kim Kardashian
This mesh and patent monstrosity non-dress is potentially one of the ugliest outfits in Fug Madness. It looks like the pattern on a very formal and funereal bag of oranges.
Kim Kardashian
This is what all the chicest ostriches will be wearing next fall.
Kim Kardashian
This is what all the chicest ostriches will be wearing next spring.
Kim Kardashian
Here, she's serving Cruella de Vil Realness, which is of course is the hot reference for most young mothers-to-be.
Kim Kardashian
I feel like I can almost just present this without comment.