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At least this is cheerful?
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WHEN VALENTINES ATTACK.
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WHEN CLEAVAGE ATTACKS.
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WHEN PAJAMAS ATTACK.
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WHEN PANTS...oh, you know the rest.
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This, at least, looks like something you could wipe down with some Windex and a sponge.
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This, at least you could use as a paper towel.
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This was clearly just a disaster waiting to happen.
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This disaster DID happen.
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Why are so many of her outfits water-resistant? Wait, maybe I don't want to know the end of that.
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ARGH.
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ACK.
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WHA?
Kim Kardashian
Speaking of "WHA?"
Kim Kardashian
I think my favorite part of this is Kanye's expression.
Kim Kardashian
I also enjoy the extremely skeptical expression on the Lady In Red in the background of this photo.
Kim Kardashian
In fact, the expressions of the people surrounding KimKard in many of these photos are illuminating in general. If you're making Kanye look this quizzical, things are WRONG.
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It's also worth nothing that apparently Kim has gone utterly monochromatic this year, and abandoned color entirely.
Kim Kardashian
...with these pants being the notable exception.
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I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT. I don't know if I've made that clear about this yet.
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Ditto.
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DITTO.
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DITTO!!!
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[HEADDESK]
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Is there something more amnesia-inducing than slacking my head against a desk? Because this makes me want to do that.