> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fug Madness 2013: THE FINAL GAME - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-the-final-game/ - Published: 2013-04-08T17:00:42.000Z - Updated: 2013-04-08T04:47:12.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk811.xml) Please, Kanye, give her whatever you've got in the bag. I don't care if it's for you. Just do it. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb61.jpg) This is what all the chicest, most cutting edge train robbers are wearing. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk4.xml) Just in case we needed a reminder that KimKard has NEVER worn clothes that fit her shape particularly well, regardless of said shape. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb121.xml) UCLA's athletic department has enough problems. Also, his tee shirt is covered with fuzzy animals. I just felt like that needed to be said again. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk12.xml) Speaking of fuzzy animals.... ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb31.jpg) One of these days, I'm going to get that law barring Unkindness to Pants passed, and we can finally actually just ticket Bieber for his many transgressions. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/kk61.jpg) Speaking of Unkindness to Pants.... ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb1.xml) All these bandanas on Bieber remind me of nothing so much as the time Dylan McKay traveled back in time and found out he was in love with Kelly Taylor during the dusty, halcyon days of the Old West. Not for nothing, but I hate that episode of 90210. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk111.xml) Speaking of things I hate... ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb111.jpg) "Time out! I need to pee." ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wenn10128905-419x6281.xml) In which Kanye is obviously thinking, "girl, I can't believe [you're modeling something Gwyneth wore in 2011. That is NOT how to get in good with Jay-Z and Beyonce."](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-gwyneth-paltrow-09-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb41.jpg) Personally, I feel that the moment our pop stars turn fully bionic is the moment we can truly consider the start of the end of the world. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk91.xml) Does no one care that she is wearing the Loch Ness Monster? SURELY that is against some sort of law devoted to the historical preservation of mythical creatures. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb101.xml) We know. You need a lot of room for your junk. We get it. You like it breezy, and Hammer-like. Message received. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk51.xml) The nice thing is, when she gets home, she can use this to clean off the blades of the ceiling fan. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb71.xml) The good thing about spiky shoes is that they basically force you to put them away, or risk opening a hole in your face when you trip over them on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk21.xml) The benefit of this is...um. Hmm. Come back to me on this one, okay? Thanks. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb21.xml) Even HE is like, "I know, you guys. I know. I'm sorry." ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/FFN_KimKanye_ZEAPHI_081612_50860618-419x5641.jpg) Kanye's side-eye here is pretty epic. She earned it. ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bieb51.xml) Sometimes I seriously think he is going for Young Michael Jackson, which: he wishes, and also, don't. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spl499131_007-419x6921.xml) Speaking of DON'T... ## Justin Bieber ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/78660pcn_bieber01.xml) I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HIS PANTS. Dollar bills are involved. I like to think Selena woke up one morning and saw these slung over a chair and was like, "dude. I'm out." ## Justin Bieber ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/bieb91.png) Cue all of Canada murmuring, "we are also out. Don't blame us for this. WE BROUGHT YOU MICHAEL J FOX." (We'd never blame you, Canada. All the blame for the Biebs rests solely on his head. Okay, and Usher's.) ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/04/INFphoto_2387720-419x50811.jpg) Dude. We're ALL out. [Fug Madness 2013: THE FINAL GAME  (2) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (1) JUSTIN BIEBER Are you ready to cast your final vote in this year's Fug Madness? Will it be for Justin Bieber -- the first man to ever advance to the final game, having defeated the otherwise unstoppable Rihanna, and the seemingly unbeatable Lindsay Lohan, not to mention Lady Gaga, who actually emerged from an inflatable vagina this year and STILL lost? Or will you use your civil might to advance, at last, Kim Kardashian, who took down Kristen Stewart's Cavalcade of Sheer before destroying her brother's ex, Rita Ora, who (never forget) once wore a florescent pelvic harness. I suspect both of these people spend more time thinking about Kanye than they'd like to admit. \[poll id="10201"\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kk811.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2013-the-final-game-04-2013/)