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# Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-elite-8-bjork-bracket/
- Published: 2014-04-01T16:30:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-01T03:29:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn20814431-419x619-10-12-29-am.xml)

Coming in September: The White Witch for Kohls.

## Rita Ora

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/FFN_Ora_Rita_ANM_012514_51313828-419x594.jpg)

Well, who amongst us has not gone out for the evening in what is essentially a formal, full-length hoodie?

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn20241637-419x839.xml)

I think we are literally making the same facial expression right now.

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl566597_003-419x620.xml)

Does not the mighty windowpane check deserve better than this travesty? It is, to borrow a joke from noted fashion critic Eminem, windowpain.

## Rita Ora

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/177655578_10-419x278.jpg)

I quite sincerely believe it's possible that she just took the rug off her living room floor and belted it.

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/169917587-419x629.xml)

WHEN TULLE ATTACKS.

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl581555_003-419x630.xml)

And this, of course, is clearly a salute to the trials and tribulations of one Krystal Carrington....

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl685587_001-419x736.xml)

...as is this.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/infphoto_2768052-419x634.xml)

This is a salute to the might napkin.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/166421385-419x652.xml)

I will never fail to be amused by the fact that she looks as if she's being arrested by the fashion police here.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_kim_kanye_gg_111913_51267079-419x611.xml)

Nor by how nonplussed Kanye looks in half of these photos, like how he can't believe she's actually wearing that thing he suggested as a joke.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/FFN_CHP_CMademoiselle_Prem_100113_51223058-390x585.jpg)

I mean, this suggestion was OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/168189811-419x630.xml)

And this was clearly never meant to be taken seriously.

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl663542_020-419x628.xml)

Kim, have you never heard of a gag gift?!

[Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (2) RITA ORA Allow me to share with you how I feel about this particular match-up in gif form: \[poll id="12206"\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn20814431-419x619-10-12-29-am.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-elite-8-bjork-bracket-04-2014/)