Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Bjork Bracket

Rita Ora

Coming in September: The White Witch for Kohls.

Well, who amongst us has not gone out for the evening in what is essentially a formal, full-length hoodie?

I think we are literally making the same facial expression right now.

Does not the mighty windowpane check deserve better than this travesty? It is, to borrow a joke from noted fashion critic Eminem, windowpain.

I quite sincerely believe it's possible that she just took the rug off her living room floor and belted it.

WHEN TULLE ATTACKS.

And this, of course, is clearly a salute to the trials and tribulations of one Krystal Carrington....

...as is this.

This is a salute to the might napkin.

I will never fail to be amused by the fact that she looks as if she's being arrested by the fashion police here.

Nor by how nonplussed Kanye looks in half of these photos, like how he can't believe she's actually wearing that thing he suggested as a joke.

I mean, this suggestion was OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC.

And this was clearly never meant to be taken seriously.

Kim, have you never heard of a gag gift?!