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# Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Charo Bracket
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-elite-eight-charo-bracket/
- Published: 2014-04-01T17:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-01T16:31:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/infphoto_2639487-419x628.xml)

Rihanna sometimes wears overwhelming, confusing, and basically unattractive animal print dresses.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/465303975-419x630.xml)

And Patton ties the score.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/104525pcn_hrihanna04-419x657.xml)

Rihanna is tremendously subtle.

## Paula Patton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/462094593-419x596.jpg)

Paula s the soul of subtlety. Tied score again.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_ama_pressroom_er_112413_51272089.xml)

Rihanna enjoys wearing things that are see-through and black.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn20704388-419x686.xml)

"BOO-YA!" yelps Paula.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/101107pcn_rihannahotel07-419x612.xml)

Rihanna is not afraid to wear things that are see-through and WHITE, either.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/172006568_10-419x603.xml)

"BINGO!" screams Patton.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/101230pcn_rihanna07-419x766.xml)

Rihanna has worn things that are revealing, and tight, and red.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/465132433-419x628.xml)

"YO!" says Paula.

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/spl688401_072-419x594.jpg)

Rihanna's idea of formalwear is often extremely focused on showing both leg AND boob.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/172126315-419x629.xml)

I DID say "often."

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/175017304-419x628.xml)

"YEP! OVER HERE!" waves Paula.

## Rihanna

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/04/spl674168_001-419x530.jpg)

But there are times when Rihanna just wants to cover it all up again, including with head accessories.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/166088676_10-419x628.xml)

"Do shoulder accessories count?" Paula worries. Yes, they do, dearest.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn20693680-419x626.xml)

Rihanna has poorly deployed hosiery.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/185674013-419x629.xml)

"O SNAP," Paula squeals.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/98880pcn_rihanna03-419x628.xml)

Rihanna likes it way too short at times.

## Paula Patton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_spiritnom_kmff_112613_51273039-419x608.xml)

Neck-and-neck, y'all.

[Fug Madness 2014, Elite Eight: Charo Bracket  (1) RIHANNA vs. (3) PAULA PATTON These two are more similar than you'd think. TO THE EVIDENCE! And then to the poll: \[poll id="12208"\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/infphoto_2639487-419x628.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-elite-eight-charo-bracket-04-2014/)